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by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 9:14 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: What have you done today thread?
Replies: 17768
Views: 1032412

Re: What have you done today thread?

MrLongbeard wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 8:31 pm Place 2 walnuts in one hand, squeeze until you feel one of them crack, extract and eat shelled walnut, add 1 new walnut to hand, repeat until you've had your fill.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can barely get two in one hand, let alone squeeze them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 8:30 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: What have you done today thread?
Replies: 17768
Views: 1032412

Re: What have you done today thread?




But dayum - how do they shell walnuts and get them into halves??


If you ever find out, let us know. We have a walnut tree and a good crop most years, but only ever eat one or two because they are impossible to get into without destroying the entire thing.


I don't mind them being in bits ...
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 6:32 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: What have you done today thread?
Replies: 17768
Views: 1032412

Re: What have you done today thread?

Doctor then physio then home (well, a fair gap for coffee and sitting in the cooler air up the mountain :) )

Then I came home and did some stuff then grabbed a huge bowl of walnuts (well, a plastic thingy that used to have abricots in !! ) only cos I bought a nut cracker on the way home (with some ...
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 6:09 pm
Forum: Motorbike chat
Topic: Mod 1 - failed
Replies: 87
Views: 1248

Re: Mod 1 - failed




This may sound daft, but bear with me. Kind of depend if you use something like yoga breathing to calm (as well as TV!)

So, practice deep, calm breathing before the test (and today, to get used to it). I generally count the time to breathe in and do a similar time to breathe out - find a ...
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:36 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Skub
Replies: 56
Views: 840

Re: Skub

Druid wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:30 pm
Sunny wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 2:34 pm
Oh, and dibs on the bikes, seeing as nobody else has yet 😉

I thought about it earlier, then I remembered he's only got Kawasakis ;)
Wash your mouth out, Kwakas are lovely :wub: (Not sure I would have the patience for the oldies, but the big Z :wub: :wub: :wub: )
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:27 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Skub
Replies: 56
Views: 840

Re: Skub

Yorick wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:27 pm
Noggin wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:11 pm
Didn't realise he's so close to my BDad's family - had plans to include that area next time I head to the UK
It's your fault. The F.U.F. went ahead of you :(
I will be telling him to send me back the FUF crown cos it's doing him to good!!!!
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:23 pm
Forum: Motorbike chat
Topic: Mod 1 - failed
Replies: 87
Views: 1248

Re: Mod 1 - failed


Re-sit tomorrow - Had some more training yesterday, ran the Mod 1 3 times with no real issues, must have done about 30 u-turns. Woke up at 3am this morning bricking it re-running u-turns in my head and had to chill out in front of the TV for an hour


This may sound daft, but bear with me. Kind ...
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:13 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Shoulddddosfootnsllbe nsnnedspsin jave won 3 world cupdnymmmml
Replies: 5
Views: 122

Re: Shoulddddosfootnsllbe nsnnedspsin jave won 3 world cupdnymmmml

Yorick wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 1:22 pm Spain had 20 shots, 12 on target. Not too shabby.

And it's 2 wins 😉
Should have been two goals too :angry-cussingblack: :angry-cussingblack:
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:11 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Skub
Replies: 56
Views: 840

Re: Skub


Fucking hell. Heal well Skub - this sounds nasty AF.

Oh, and dibs on the bikes, seeing as nobody else has yet 😉

(And thanks for letting us know TC.)


Will you share?? !! Posted to late to be first!!! (wrote it and rushed out for an rdv and forgot to post!!!)


Tomcat - thanx for the address ...
by Noggin
Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:09 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Skub
Replies: 56
Views: 840

Re: Skub

Nooooo and dammit :( :( :(

Hope someone "had a word" with the asda van driver :angry-cussingblack:



I heard there'd been an accident and it was a bloke from that direction but I didn't put two and two together. We've probably been attending the same events, but I don't actually know him IRL ...
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 11:03 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: World Cup
Replies: 420
Views: 9634

Re: World Cup

:obscene-drinkingcheers: :obscene-drinkingcheers: :obscene-drinkingcheers: :banana-wrench: :banana-wrench:
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:41 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: World Cup
Replies: 420
Views: 9634

Re: World Cup




This is pish. That goal stands


English and French on the bar and everyone is shouting - “the referee is a wanker”


Except me - I think he’s a crooked c**t


This World cup they have all been shocking.


TBF, it’s only the second match I’ve watched - just can’t imagine cheering for ...
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:32 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: World Cup
Replies: 420
Views: 9634

Re: World Cup

Felix wrote: Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:29 pm This is pish. That goal stands
English and French on the bar and everyone is shouting - “the referee is a wanker”


Except me - I think he’s a crooked c**t
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:31 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: World Cup
Replies: 420
Views: 9634

Re: World Cup

KungFooBob wrote: Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:25 pm
Noggin wrote: Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:23 pm Pretty sure Argentina has a twelfth player, in black
11th.

The 12th sent one off.
He was the twelfth till he sent one off. Soooo many cards missed 🤬
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:23 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: World Cup
Replies: 420
Views: 9634

Re: World Cup

Pretty sure Argentina has a twelfth player, in black
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 8:08 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: World Cup
Replies: 420
Views: 9634

Re: World Cup

I tried so damn hard to stay awake for this but after everything yesterday I failed!! :lol: Now I'm a bit gutted :( - might even have to find it on iPlayer :o



Both countries playing their B teams.


I always thought the B team was the second team, but after seeing the score and all the ...
by Noggin
Sun Jul 19, 2026 8:03 am
Forum: Motorbike chat
Topic: Mod 1 - failed
Replies: 87
Views: 1248

Re: Mod 1 - failed


Big Yin said that they'd seen a shift from scooters (CBT, tax, insurance, etc) to e-bikes.l*

I'd guess that toughening of CBT etc (which I agree with) would increase that shit.

* Potentially illegal


I'm sure I saw some news report that said police in Belfast were in favour of banning e ...
by Noggin
Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:57 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: What have you done today thread?
Replies: 17768
Views: 1032412

Re: What have you done today thread?

I drove to see friends, had lunch**, drove to the rehab centre and caught up with some friends, drove home

3.5 hours driving with leg not quite straight and definitely not 90°

Also sat in chairs with leg at 90° for around 3 hours (probably more) around the driving

Knee is a bit swollen and not ...
by Noggin
Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:25 pm
Forum: Motorbike chat
Topic: Mod 1 - failed
Replies: 87
Views: 1248

Re: Mod 1 - failed



**** - unless you can stand it on the back wheel and turn 180º ****


This is my next thing to learn/practice :angelic-green: :angelic-green: :angelic-green:




Hmmm this post got lost ...

Sometimes, however good your planning, you may arrive at somewhere and just have to get on with it ...
by Noggin
Sat Jul 18, 2026 8:00 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Replies: 10834
Views: 615093

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

cheb wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:31 am You know when people complain about not being able to get their prescription, repeat or new, in microseconds? That's because there's systems in place, or should be, to minimise mistakes happening.
I would far rather wait a bit that get the wrong thing!