The National Motorcycle Museum used to have a cavalier attitude to fire precautions.

My rescue cat is called Dave, after Dave the Cardboard Box.

I note the auctioneers claim that it has no front suspension, relying on the soft tyres for that function.

What else did they get wrong?

Check out exhaust heat reclamation.

I have seen the exhaust run through an old wall mounted radiator and also a sand filled version.

I followed a van on the way home, absolutely reeked of maryjuanna.

British Gas van.

I like going on my motorbike because it is free and it is a motorcycle show.

To put an advertising sign up you need planning permission.

To park a vehicle in a field, you don't....but you can still charge for it.
That said, before running any marketing promotion, having proper customer data is essential. Understanding customer behavior and segmentation comes first ...

See if your local fire station would want them for training puroses.

With the old lead acid, you could dip voltage tester prong into each cell and confirm a dead cell.

The 2 volt deficit is a give away though, it's entirely Boris'd.

I am 14, which I believe is 68 in human* years.






*The miserable majority.

My sales tactic is simple, "Do you want to waste time bartering or shall I just give you the final, not a penny less price?"

If they try it on after that I just tell them this is not the item for you.

Drum your fingers until it becomes muscle memory, overcoming the grab reaction, thereby applying the brake progressively.

Alcohol free drinks, the gender ambiguity of chemistry.

Anyone remember Deely Boppers?

Had a bank fraud call today, "FO you thieving C".

It is fun being able to say what you like to people, especially when they can hardly call the police to report you.

Not unusual to see the twunts driving up the river rather than following the road straight in front of them.

They can't resist any excuse to bring up immigration.

If your mrs gets up the chuff, persuade her to use terry nappies for the wee shit machine.

Disposable nappies are inclined to melt when you are polishing the exhausts on your bike.