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by DefTrap
Sat May 30, 2026 8:14 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Replies: 10808
Views: 595439

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

Noggin wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 6:18 am

GWS (I'd baggsy a bike except I don't think I could ride yours :oops: )
I'll put you in my will. I doubt anyone else wants it.
by DefTrap
Sat May 30, 2026 7:59 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Replies: 10808
Views: 595439

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

ZRX61 wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 3:17 am
Yanno there's a vaccine....?
I'd honestly never considered I'd get it, nor had I been offered a vaccine. Over here apparently it's free for the over 65s, youngsters like me have to stump c200€ for each of the two shots. Seems like a bargain. ;)
by DefTrap
Sat May 30, 2026 12:24 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Replies: 10808
Views: 595439

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

The shingles.

I mean there's worse things to get, but FFS what a random and pointless affliction to come down with. Feels straight out of the middle ages. And it fooking hurts.
by DefTrap
Mon May 25, 2026 9:10 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Replies: 10808
Views: 595439

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little


I dropped the 690 SMCR off for it's CT (Mot). It failed because of the angle of the license plate. Which is mounted on the standard bracket from Ktm !!


My NTV rat bike had its first CT last year. It's been heavily foreshortened because up until recently with no CT who was going to stop me. When ...
by DefTrap
Tue May 12, 2026 10:25 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Box Sets, Mini series, films, etc.
Replies: 1489
Views: 105547

Re: Box Sets, Mini series, films, etc.

One Battle After Another.

Love DiCaprio as an actor but he was wasted on this. His ability to select good films from meh is having a bit of a bumpy ride of late.
Apart from it being too long to support the plot, the musical score was amongst the worst and most grating of any film ever IMO. At one ...
by DefTrap
Tue May 12, 2026 10:15 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Do you play card games [in the pub]
Replies: 22
Views: 1009

Re: Do you play card games [in the pub]

Not cards because when I get pissed I can't remember any of the rules.
But in younger days at the boozer we would often play darts (mainly killer) and 'devil amongst the tailors' (because the auld pub we hung out in had one in the back bar).
And then often it would cuilminate on sunday afternoons ...
by DefTrap
Thu May 07, 2026 4:25 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Replies: 1313
Views: 90624

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news


According to the BBC:

Contact tracing is under way in several countries for passengers who left the ship before the outbreak was detected - including the UK, Switzerland and the Netherlands


So apparently the virus is primarily transmitted airborne from rat faeces and urine. Nice.
Another ...
by DefTrap
Tue May 05, 2026 1:03 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Replies: 5452
Views: 339146

Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.


4 months?! :shock: I've obviously been spoiled - been MRI'd 3 times (+ CAT scanned twice, X-rayed until I glow, had day-surgery twice and various other bits and bobs). Don't think I've had to wait more than 6 weeks for anything. Maybe I picked the right region to live in for my accelerated ...
by DefTrap
Tue May 05, 2026 12:59 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Replies: 5452
Views: 339146

Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.


Given the capital cost of MRI kit they should really sweat the assets and run them 24/7. If push came to shove and I wanted it done pronto I'd be there at 3am given the opportunity!


I think I heard that they do that in the US. (although the amount they charge I'd consider investing in an MRI ...
by DefTrap
Sun May 03, 2026 1:59 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Replies: 5452
Views: 339146

Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.


Yay! Indeed. :thumbup:

Instead of all this campaigning for blanket PSA testing the effort should be put into a) developing a better test and b) either routine MRI scans for chaps of a certain age or ultrasound scans - which are only a tad more complicated than the 'finger up bum' test and give ...
by DefTrap
Thu Apr 30, 2026 2:56 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !
Replies: 2182
Views: 161696

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

gremlin wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 2:14 pm Say it ain't true!!! Ted, from Mortimer and Whitehouse Go Fishing, has crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

Mortimer and Whitehouse saddened by death of Gone Fishing dog

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gv457vreeo
Cocks! I had my money on one of them going before the dog!
by DefTrap
Thu Apr 30, 2026 2:53 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Replies: 5452
Views: 339146

Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.

The dreaded "elevated PSA result" for a gentleman in his later 50s, followed by an MRI, followed by an interview with the hospital urologist. :(
It turns out big guys have naturally big(ger) prostates and therefore can show higher psa scores that are essentially 'normal' (when teamed with a 'normal ...
by DefTrap
Mon Apr 27, 2026 12:48 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Any legal eagles on the forum? Minibus hire scam suspected
Replies: 23
Views: 1149

Re: Any legal eagles on the forum? Minibus hire scam suspected

I hire vehicles a lot, possibly at least 50 so far. They should provide you with a damage report (of existing damage) on pickup, often they walk through it with you, thye encourage you to point out existing damage. This is really common practice and has been so for decades. It's in everyone's ...
by DefTrap
Sun Apr 26, 2026 9:19 am
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Smart / sport watch recommendations? Ideally sub £200
Replies: 17
Views: 819

Re: Smart / sport watch recommendations? Ideally sub £200

Nordboy wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2026 9:51 am Before I went fully apple watch i had a couple of Amazfit watches which were pretty good indeed. And they're a good price as well for what they are.
I have an amazfit one. Basic enough to not annoy and the app is pretty good. Best of all it speaks to you, for all of us shortsighted gits!
by DefTrap
Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:27 pm
Forum: Motorbike chat
Topic: Oh FFS.... An oil question...
Replies: 29
Views: 1107

Re: Oh FFS.... An oil question...

I'd use the cheapest dino oil available
by DefTrap
Tue Apr 14, 2026 7:53 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Replies: 5452
Views: 339146

Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.

Drove through London on Sunday morning - South of the river up to the M11. I never do that, partly because of my general location, mainly because everyone makes it sound such a ball ache. But. It turns out if you get lucky with traffic then it can be quite fun cruising through the narrow and winding ...
by DefTrap
Fri Apr 10, 2026 12:52 pm
Forum: Motorbike chat
Topic: How expensive is your bike servicing?
Replies: 33
Views: 1175

Re: How expensive is your bike servicing?

As long as I can, I'll be doing it myself. I have the time, I need some better space. The way I look at is that it's a learning experience and I essentially get some new tools for free.
by DefTrap
Wed Apr 08, 2026 11:19 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Replies: 1313
Views: 90624

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news


Kindle (older) user? I'm an owner rather than regular user. Or was ...

https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/08/amazon_kindle_support_discontinued/

Amazon is rewarding long-time Kindle users by ditching support for aging devices, though it is trying to "minimize disruption" for existing ...
by DefTrap
Sun Apr 05, 2026 3:21 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Poof! No Offence, like.
Replies: 17
Views: 1012

Re: Poof! No Offence, like.

I'm a longhaired geezer (and gorgeous, 'natch) and the # of times I've been misgendered ("bonjour mademoiselle", "can I help you miss?" scenarios) if you counted them up and gave me a penny for each time I'd have a cool £3.54p. I'm fairly sure most were genuine mistakes, but it's potentially quite ...
by DefTrap
Sat Apr 04, 2026 9:13 pm
Forum: GENERAL MAYHEM
Topic: Scott Mills and 'the celebrity factor' WTF
Replies: 85
Views: 2614

Re: Scott Mills and 'the celebrity factor' WTF

Somehow ZRXs anecdote seems more believable, and certainly relevant, than Iccys :D