In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

[Count Steer]

Rare Renaults? My neighbour has one of these in his small, but perfectly formed, collection. Same colour and LHD.

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[Taipan]

Fuego was the first car I ever replaced a cambelt on. Comfy old moto like a lo of French cars were back then. I had a 3.0 V6 Renault 30 which was super comfy with armchair like chairs! Took ages to sell but a lot of that was down to me as I liked driving it, so wouldn't take any bids on it!

[gremlin]

Fuego was the first car I ever replaced a cambelt on. Comfy old moto like a lo of French cars were back then. I had a 3.0 V6 Renault 30 which was super comfy with armchair like chairs! Took ages to sell but a lot of that was down to me as I liked driving it, so wouldn't take any bids on it!

I do find myself hankering over a C6 every once in a while.

Concave rear window? Don't mind if I do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_C6

[Taipan]

Fuego was the first car I ever replaced a cambelt on. Comfy old moto like a lo of French cars were back then. I had a 3.0 V6 Renault 30 which was super comfy with armchair like chairs! Took ages to sell but a lot of that was down to me as I liked driving it, so wouldn't take any bids on it!

I do find myself hankering over a C6 every once in a while.

Concave rear window? Don't mind if I do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_C6

If my numbers rolled in, i'd be buying one of these!

[gremlin]

Me too: that is a nice driveway

[ZRX61]

Last week marked the 40th anniversary of Chernobyl. I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been there. It’s 14

[ZRX61]

We just had some clueless fucking retard refer to WWII as World War Eleven...

[ZRX61]

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[MrLongbeard]

Has that there @Noggin been released early ???

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2pyxpwmdro

[The Spin Doctor]

Wax museum removes Sinead O'Connor figure

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz9xqy6ggz1o

Is it Telly Savalas? Patrick Stewart? Dr. Evil? Mannequin rescued from a skip?

Scary

[Yorick]

Has that there @Noggin been released early ???

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2pyxpwmdro

Genuine LOL

[petrolpete]

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trainee-bus-d ... 59905.html
Oh dear! Not a good training session for that driver.
Just realised its the same link as above, still just as funny....

[Noggin]

Has that there @Noggin been released early ???

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2pyxpwmdro

Oi - she hadn't passed her test yet!! I passed without hitting anything or going into water

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trainee-bus-d ... 59905.html
Oh dear! Not a good training session for that driver.
Just realised its the same link as above, still just as funny....

Pretty sure she isn't going pass ever now!!

[gremlin]

Pretty sure she isn't going pass ever now!!

Meh. Just a 'minor' negative mark on the test sheet, surely.

[Noggin]

Pretty sure she isn't going pass ever now!!

Meh. Just a 'minor' negative mark on the test sheet, surely.

Yeah, it'll wash and be fine !!! LOL

[gremlin]

Pretty sure she isn't going pass ever now!!

Meh. Just a 'minor' negative mark on the test sheet, surely.

Yeah, it'll wash and be fine !!! LOL

I think hosing it down first is probably not required.

[Saga Lout]

Pretty sure she isn't going pass ever now!!

Meh. Just a 'minor' negative mark on the test sheet, surely.

Mental health issues. She was found to be in Seine


I'll get me coat.

[gremlin]

So, Banksy drops a new artwork on London, whether wanted or not, in the form of a fecking great plinth a d statue.

BBC News - How did Banksy put up a statue in central London?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4pvyw82exo

Now, I bet if I stopped for a piss in central London, several cameras would record it and I'd being having my collar felt before my flies were done up. Yet he can drive a fecking great lorry in, crane a plinth and statue in and nobody bats a fucking eyelid..?

[Rockburner]

So, Banksy drops a new artwork on London, whether wanted or not, in the form of a fecking great plinth a d statue.

BBC News - How did Banksy put up a statue in central London?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4pvyw82exo

Now, I bet if I stopped for a piss in central London, several cameras would record it and I'd being having my collar felt before my flies were done up. Yet he can drive a fecking great lorry in, crane a plinth and statue in and nobody bats a fucking eyelid..?

Hi vis vest and a clipboard will get you into most "secure" areas...

[Cousin Jack]

So, Banksy drops a new artwork on London, whether wanted or not, in the form of a fecking great plinth a d statue.

BBC News - How did Banksy put up a statue in central London?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4pvyw82exo

Now, I bet if I stopped for a piss in central London, several cameras would record it and I'd being having my collar felt before my flies were done up. Yet he can drive a fecking great lorry in, crane a plinth and statue in and nobody bats a fucking eyelid..?

Hi vis vest and a clipboard will get you into most "secure" areas...

If that doesn't work, Posh up the hi viz to a smart one over a suit, add 3 different coloured lanyard, with an ID card of some sort attached to each. Helps if one of the lanyards is the same colour as security are wearing, so carry some spares in your pocket.