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Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:06 am
by Cousin Jack
The world has gone to shit since lockdown ended.

Bloody emmets are down here in hordes.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:11 am
by weeksy
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:06 am The world has gone to shit since lockdown ended.
Elaborate ? And this is an issue ? How can/will you deal with it ?

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:12 am
by KungFooBob
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:06 amemmets
Ants?

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:16 am
by cheb
Tourists, that all Devonians and Corns hate despite having no other decent source of income.

It's a Celtic thing.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:18 am
by Yorick
KungFooBob wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:12 am
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:06 amemmets
Ants?
It's what they call the tourists. Coz they go investigate everywhere, like ants.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:19 am
by porter_jamie
thought it was grockles

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:21 am
by cheb
I know I'm an exception but lockdown hasn't really affected me. My wife still goes out to work everyday, and I still have to go shopping and do all the other stuff I do. The only thing that's been curtailed is trips to the big island and further.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:22 am
by cheb
porter_jamie wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:19 am thought it was grockles
There's many derogatory names for non locals.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:25 am
by Yorick
cheb wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:22 am
porter_jamie wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:19 am thought it was grockles
There's many derogatory names for non locals.
In New Zealand they called us Pakis. It's short for Pakeha ..

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:30 am
by Cousin Jack
weeksy wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:11 am
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:06 am The world has gone to shit since lockdown ended.
Elaborate ? And this is an issue ? How can/will you deal with it ?
I live in Cornwall, in a village where about 1/3 of the houses are holiday lets/second homes. Every new development is aimed at that market and the problem is getting worse.

Every sod and his sister has come to Cornwall because the Costa del Scum is off limits. Half of them cannot drive on a road that is less that 30 ft wide, the other half think they own the place and park in stupid places blocking roads, driveways, and everything else.

Meanwhile restaurants are open(ish) but cannot get the staff. Why? Because the poor buggers cannot afford to buy or rent in the area, which is over-run with tourists AND people who have decided to move down from wherever, The London habit of booking restaurants just in case you fancy eating there has spread too, so if you do want to eat out you often find you can't get a table for months.

Tourism is a plague that eventually destroys the place that created it. The way things are going Cornwall will become the new Benidorrm.

I shall join the Cornish Nationalists!

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:32 am
by Cousin Jack
porter_jamie wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:19 am thought it was grockles
That is Devon, Cornwall is emmets.

An important difference, like cream and jam or jam and cream.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 12:02 pm
by MingtheMerciless
Heard in a locals pub on Dartmoor; "Cornwall is just a council estate with a beach around the edges".

My Dad who lives in Cornwall thought this was hilarious, my Cornish Wicked Stepmother not so much.😂

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 12:08 pm
by Mussels
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:30 am
weeksy wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:11 am
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:06 am The world has gone to shit since lockdown ended.
Elaborate ? And this is an issue ? How can/will you deal with it ?
I live in Cornwall, in a village where about 1/3 of the houses are holiday lets/second homes. Every new development is aimed at that market and the problem is getting worse.

Every sod and his sister has come to Cornwall because the Costa del Scum is off limits. Half of them cannot drive on a road that is less that 30 ft wide, the other half think they own the place and park in stupid places blocking roads, driveways, and everything else.

Meanwhile restaurants are open(ish) but cannot get the staff. Why? Because the poor buggers cannot afford to buy or rent in the area, which is over-run with tourists AND people who have decided to move down from wherever, The London habit of booking restaurants just in case you fancy eating there has spread too, so if you do want to eat out you often find you can't get a table for months.

Tourism is a plague that eventually destroys the place that created it. The way things are going Cornwall will become the new Benidorrm.

I shall join the Cornish Nationalists!
I think you're right but if the seperatists get their way it will probably get worse as they could no longer rely on the rest of the country chucking money their way.
You can blame your neighburs who are only interested in the highest price when they sell their houses, you can also blame the Cornish tourist board.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 12:23 pm
by Noggin
Things should have changed up here. We are now allowed to eat out on terraces - restaurants still aren't open. BUT, nothing is open up here till July. So, apart from with the unusually cold weather, nothing has changed up here

I did sit out at a picnic bench outside one of my favourite cafes yesterday - just because I could! But it was bastarding cold and just as I finished the sandwich and hot choc it' chucked it down with rain :( So I set off for the physio Apt early


It'll be interesting to go down to the valley tomorrow. I'm supposed to meet a friend in the morning for a coffee - hopefully it won't be raining so we can sit outside!!

I'm not so fussed about seeing lots of people as we've been able to go shopping n stuff for ages. And curfew hasn't much affected me because, well, nothing up here is open!


But I might see if anyone I know is planning to do an early evening trip to a garden/terrace and go join them!! Maybe!



I'm pretty much counting down to July when the resort opens again :D :D I'll have to deal with the grockles but at least I will have people to talk to again :D

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 12:27 pm
by Cousin Jack
Mussels wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 12:08 pm I think you're right but if the seperatists get their way it will probably get worse as they could no longer rely on the rest of the country chucking money their way.
You can blame your neighburs who are only interested in the highest price when they sell their houses, you can also blame the Cornish tourist board.
It is a Catch 22. Cornwall's main industry is fleecing tourists. We hate them, but can't live without them. The Cornish Nationalist bit was a joke, they have no policy except separation, and that wouldn't play out well.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:44 pm
by ZRX61
Cousin Jack wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:30 am I live in Cornwall, in a village where about 1/3 of the houses are holiday lets/second homes. Every new development is aimed at that market and the problem is getting worse.

Every sod and his sister has come to Cornwall because the Costa del Scum is off limits. Half of them cannot drive on a road that is less that 30 ft wide, the other half think they own the place and park in stupid places blocking roads, driveways, and everything else.

Meanwhile restaurants are open(ish) but cannot get the staff. Why? Because the poor buggers cannot afford to buy or rent in the area, which is over-run with tourists AND people who have decided to move down from wherever, The London habit of booking restaurants just in case you fancy eating there has spread too, so if you do want to eat out you often find you can't get a table for months.

Tourism is a plague that eventually destroys the place that created it. The way things are going Cornwall will become the new Benidorrm.

I shall join the Cornish Nationalists!
The flip side is that when you're young & virile you get to spend the entire Summer banging fresh tourist totty damn near every time you leave the house. By christ, I laid a lot of pipe before I left & moved up country. 8-)

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 12:12 am
by Docca
Laying pipe means having a shit where I’m from.

I love Cornwall. I’d move tomorrow. I don’t know if I’d ever be accepted, but it’s the only place in the UK outside of Yorkshire that I’d want to spend the rest of my days.

Lockdown: I’m going in to the office once a week and that is my choice. I don’t have to.

Don’t know what people are going through, but if this space helps to talk about it I’m more than happy ( no pun) to offer support when I can. We can be there for each other and knowing someone is at the end of a PM just might help.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 6:42 am
by the_priest
I take home Communion to those who are not able to get to Church, so in a sense bring light and peace to them. For me it is the same as walking on sacred ground in being invited into their homes to share the meal. These profound moments make real the biblical verse "the light shines in the darkness and the darkness has not overcome it" in relation to Christ being light of the world.

For myself, I need to add more exercise to my regime, so that I can "feel" better physically, mentally and emotionally I am in a good place thanks to my faith.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 7:59 am
by Trinity765
Going back to the office has cheered me up as I've realised that I like coming home after a long day.

My brother is visiting from Cornwall next week and it will be the first time I've seen him in nearly a year. We're going to clear/cut back my Mum's front garden and paint her house (bungalow). My dad is also visiting with a van to help clear the rubbish. It's going to be hard work, but I'll enjoy it and it will be rewarding. I'd rather do some hard labour with visible results than pay a gym membership.

Re: What do you do to get out of the darkness ?

Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 10:35 am
by Cousin Jack
Docca wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 12:12 am I love Cornwall. I’d move tomorrow. I don’t know if I’d ever be accepted, but it’s the only place in the UK outside of Yorkshire that I’d want to spend the rest of my days.
We will whine like a milk float, but we don't really hate incomers. We just hate the arrogant ones, and we hate the effects of demand jacking house prices up so that young people have to leave.