Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:35 pm
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:22 pm
Christmas is cancelled this year. Santa’s little helpers have all had to go into elf isolation.
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:43 pm
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the fucking presents..
Because they make the fucking presents..
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 4:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:05 pm
I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".
Its a Cover version.
Its a Cover version.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:27 pm
Stop it.Didge wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:05 pm I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".
Its a Cover version.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:59 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:57 pm
Similarly, I went to the library to borrow a book on coping with a small penis. The librarian said "sorry I don't think it's in".
"Thats the one!" I replied.
"Thats the one!" I replied.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:23 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:19 pm
Will you be publishing the sheet music?Didge wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:05 pm I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".
Its a Cover version.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:25 pm
This has got to be fake, right?
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:40 pm
"I won't say he had a drug problem, but the bloke cut more lines than a disabled kid at Disneyland..."
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:37 pm
Almost as good if you watch YouTube with captions:
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:52 pm
Laughed at this more than I probably should have...
