Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2023 6:21 am
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 9:51 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:36 pm
Five ants rented a house with another five ants. Now they're tenants...
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 8:04 pm
Just been told the landlord at my local pub has announced there's going to be a hefty cash prize for this years best costume for Halloween again. 
Last year the wife won it
and she only came to pick me up.
Last year the wife won it
and she only came to pick me up.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 7:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 12:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:42 pm
Made I larf.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 9:18 am
Reminds me of the 3-footed dog that pitched up at the vets and said:
'Ah've come for ma paw'.
Or the other version where it limps into a saloon and says:
'I'm looking for the man who shot ma paw'.
'Ah've come for ma paw'.
Or the other version where it limps into a saloon and says:
'I'm looking for the man who shot ma paw'.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 6:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 1:11 pm
Saw my mate Dave yesterday who lost an arm in an accident and asked where he was off to
"going to change a lightbulb" he said
I laughed at him and said "good luck with that lol"
"I'll be fine" he replied "I've got the receipt you cheeky twat"
"going to change a lightbulb" he said
I laughed at him and said "good luck with that lol"
"I'll be fine" he replied "I've got the receipt you cheeky twat"
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 8:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 9:27 pm
Yes, I've deleted some posts. No, we're not discussing it, rule 1.
1. Don't be a dick.
1. Don't be a dick.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 9:42 pm
The 2nd version i remember from school in the mid 70's but i am sure it was an old joke back thenCount Steer wrote: Tue Oct 24, 2023 9:18 am Reminds me of the 3-footed dog that pitched up at the vets and said:
'Ah've come for ma paw'.
Or the other version where it limps into a saloon and says:
'I'm looking for the man who shot ma paw'.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 10:22 pm
The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped.
I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed.
I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2023 2:13 pm
As much as I dislike trick or treat, these amused.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2023 12:03 pm
Just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap...
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2023 12:34 pm
Dyslexic walks into a bra.
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