Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2023 10:17 pm
I was eating some chips at the seaside today when a bird swooped down, beat the shit out of me and stole my chips.
It was Steven Seagull....
It was Steven Seagull....
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 8:08 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 11:07 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 5:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:59 pm
Poor Howie! 
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2023 10:53 am
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?
Because the P is silent!
Because the P is silent!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2023 2:20 pm
Have you ever met someone wearing Stone Island that isn't a massive wanker?
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:13 am
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:53 pm
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:55 pm
I've never even heard of stone island, which makes me feel like I've passed some sort of test.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 2:20 pm Have you ever met someone wearing Stone Island that isn't a massive wanker?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:00 pm
Jumpers with a silly button on arm patch, generally worn by a specific type of haircut.Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:55 pmI've never even heard of stone island, which makes me feel like I've passed some sort of test.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 2:20 pm Have you ever met someone wearing Stone Island that isn't a massive wanker?
You must not know many small time drug dealers or football hooligans.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:06 pm
Yeah all the drug dealers I know wear pin stripe suits 
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:48 pm
What does a person with diarrhoea and an electric car owner have in common?
They both hope they make it home...
They both hope they make it home...
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 3:15 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:54 pm
TBF, not sure that qualifies as a joke - it' pretty much the truth!!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:11 am
I'm sure many have already seen this, but just in case........
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:23 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:37 pm
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:33 pm
Bloody in jokes for the ex-pats clique! 