I made an advent calendar for Jehovah's witnesses.
Every time you open a door, a different voice says "Fuck off."
Jokes Thread
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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My 10 year old nephew got caught stealing from my porn stash. His parents were really pissed off. I told them:-
Relax and look at the positives, at least you know he's into kids his own age !
Relax and look at the positives, at least you know he's into kids his own age !
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"Be kind to past versions of yourself that didn't know what you know now."
Walt Whitman
https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
Walt Whitman
https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
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Not to brag, but l have this talent to know what's inside a Christmas present.
It's a gift.
It's a gift.
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I'd like to thank my neighbour for placing a cover over my car last night when it was frosty.
Ta, Pauline.
Ta, Pauline.
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Just cut through an electric cable. I think it's just a phase I'm going through.
Remember Anne Diamond!
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Lol, just noticed thatwesters151 wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:56 pmThat would be worth sharing if they spelt scouser correctly.
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They’ve just announced another suspect from the Operation Yewtree investigation. Morph has been outed as a playdohphile.
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I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was ‘hurry up, some of us have homes to go to’
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The old ones are still the old onesweeksy wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:44 pm I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was ‘hurry up, some of us have homes to go to’
