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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:42 am
by Yambo
I made an advent calendar for Jehovah's witnesses.
Every time you open a door, a different voice says "Fuck off."
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 4:48 pm
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:42 am
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 2:31 pm
by Jody
My 10 year old nephew got caught stealing from my porn stash. His parents were really pissed off. I told them:-
Relax and look at the positives, at least you know he's into kids his own age !
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:36 pm
by Skub
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 6:53 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:49 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:41 pm
by Felix
Not to brag, but l have this talent to know what's inside a Christmas present.
It's a gift.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:49 pm
by Felix
I'd like to thank my neighbour for placing a cover over my car last night when it was frosty.
Ta, Pauline.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:52 am
by cheb
Never shout into a colander, you'll strain your voice.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:18 am
by weeksy
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:06 am
by v8-powered
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 12:39 pm
by Demannu
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:27 pm
by Taipan
weeksy wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:18 am
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:12 pm
by gremlin
Just cut through an electric cable. I think it's just a phase I'm going through.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:23 pm
by v8-powered
westers151 wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:56 pm
v8-powered wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:06 am
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That would be worth sharing if they spelt scouser correctly.
Lol, just noticed that
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:39 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:40 pm
by weeksy
They’ve just announced another suspect from the Operation Yewtree investigation. Morph has been outed as a playdohphile.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:44 pm
by weeksy
I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was ‘hurry up, some of us have homes to go to’
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:45 pm
by Yorick
weeksy wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:44 pm
I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was ‘hurry up, some of us have homes to go to’
The old ones are still the old ones
