Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2023 5:12 pm
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:31 pm
I asked my gran what she wants for Christmas, and she said 'A nice green jumper'
So l've bought her a frog.
So l've bought her a frog.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 2:39 pm
Went to toysrus yesterday, asked if they got the old game operation.
Was told " no, and there's a 3 year waiting list" bum bum.
Was told " no, and there's a 3 year waiting list" bum bum.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 8:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:57 pm
Does he get time and a half for working tonight d'ya reckon?
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 7:06 pm
One of my first jobs in 70/80 (Safeway's) it would have been treble time. Double was a Sunday and any other time and a half. Not that i was playing Santa that was just the rates.Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:57 pm Does he get time and a half for working tonight d'ya reckon?
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:54 am
My wife kicked me out because I won't stop doing terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don't worry........I will return.
But don't worry........I will return.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm
Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:29 pm
??Felix wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:55 pm
Not the same if you have to explain, is it?
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2023 4:55 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2023 6:44 pm
Whoa! That's just buff. Looks like Booga from Tank Girl.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:25 pm
RIP Roger