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Felix wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:22 pm If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with Sharks, cost me an arm and a leg.

I swam with dolphins, we got on really well,we just clicked...

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Taipan wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:04 pm

Felix wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:22 pm If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with Sharks, cost me an arm and a leg.

I swam with dolphins, we got on really well,we just clicked...

FFS i thought mine was bad

It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

I was covering for a colleague at a posh private school down in Somerton (big old mansion) a few months ago, i was asked to setup a new pupil user, Charles Bonnington-Smyth 4th.

I asked them how they wanted it setup as i would struggle to get the 4th (they actually specified IVth tbh) on the username, and the teacher just said, just make it 'Bonningtonc' mate...lol

I have had some even worse ones in some inner city schools like: Dwyane Wayne, Gods-Portion Pigeon, King-David Jesus Smith. The latter only lasted about a year until i was asked to rename him to James Smith as his parents told the school they didn't think he was worthy enough of the name anymore and had changed it to James.

There are some messed up people in the world that's for sure.

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

If he's one of the heirs to the Bamford (earth-moving, diggers, heavy machinery) fortune I doubt he'll be overly bovvered...

mangocrazy wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 9:43 am

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

If he's one of the heirs to the Bamford (earth-moving, diggers, heavy machinery) fortune I doubt he'll be overly bovvered...

Mmm, doubt he’ll be going to a state school so I imagine he’ll be with numerous like named chums!!

mangocrazy wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 9:43 am

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

If he's one of the heirs to the Bamford (earth-moving, diggers, heavy machinery) fortune I doubt he'll be overly bovvered...

Doubt it. Lord JCB's kids are Joseph Cyril (like the founder), George and Alice....they're not really a Leonidas sort of family. (Not really their patch either).

"Peerless Babbington Bamford" has a kind pleasant cadence to it though

Not sure I'd call my kid that, but maybe as a show name for a dog.

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Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

People will call him Alfie*. He'll be fine.

* Maybe Leo, he'll still be fine.

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

We went to NCT classes when Foal was imminent.

The organiser said she never commented on names parents gave their kids.

Until once. Parents had chosen 'Amapola' (Arabic, means 'poppy').

Family name? Bear

Horse wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 7:29 am

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

We went to NCT classes when Foal was imminent.

The organiser said she never commented on names parents gave their kids.

Until once. Parents had chosen 'Amapola' (Arabic, means 'poppy').

Family name? Bear

My niece (surname begins with 'W') was going to be christened Jane Elizabeth until my sister realised her initials might be a bit erm...misleading.

Count Steer wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents.

Many years ag I was in a course and we did the round the table thing of introducing yourselves with your names. One guy was Greek and proudly said his name was (something like) Amergeddon Antigone Papaadadapoudlolus. The trainer quipped well I hope I never have to write to you,

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