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Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:07 am
by JackyJoll
Wreckless Rat wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:25 am
Never have worked out why some men think seeing another mans junk makes you gay.
It’s if you see it and like what you see!
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:12 am
by Wossname
Great pension thread!

Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:22 pm
by slowsider
Naturally there's an AC DC song for the occasion
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:08 pm
by Le_Fromage_Grande
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
Does it mean you're bent because you'd prefer to see a bit of dick in your pornography?
YES
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:11 pm
by JackyJoll
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
What about if you prefer watching heterosexual porn rather than lesbian porn?
Does it mean you're bent because you'd prefer to see a bit of dick in your pornography?
Serious question?
There’s a theory that men are turned on by watching men screw women because part of their mind thinks “I’m next to have a go.”
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:12 pm
by Le_Fromage_Grande
JackyJoll wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:11 pm
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
What about if you prefer watching heterosexual porn rather than lesbian porn?
Does it mean you're bent because you'd prefer to see a bit of dick in your pornography?
Serious question?
There’s a theory that men are turned on by watching men screw women because part of their mind thinks “I’m next to have a go.”
I'm not into sloppy seconds
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:12 pm
by JackyJoll
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:08 pm
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
Does it mean you're bent because you'd prefer to see a bit of dick in your pornography?
YES
It’s definitely YES, if you’re also a fair-weather biker.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:14 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:54 am
it didn't seem that unusual because I was used to army humour.
When I was a teenager I went to RAF Cranwell as part of an application for a College scholarship. Part of the selection was a medical, which included a 'drop and cough' test....Dr. cups your plums and gets you to cough.
Every time I mention this to someone their response is "WTF is that for?",
except for anyone with a military background who immediately says "as yes, the drop and cough test, classic". Do MoD docs have a proclivity for feeling up nads or what?
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:16 pm
by JackyJoll
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:12 pm
JackyJoll wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:11 pm
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
What about if you prefer watching heterosexual porn rather than lesbian porn?
Does it mean you're bent because you'd prefer to see a bit of dick in your pornography?
Serious question?
There’s a theory that men are turned on by watching men screw women because part of their mind thinks “I’m next to have a go.”
I'm not into sloppy seconds
Sure sign of a poove.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:17 pm
by JackyJoll
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:14 pm
Potter wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:54 am
it didn't seem that unusual because I was used to army humour.
When I was a teenager I went to RAF Cranwell as part of an application for a College scholarship. Part of the selection was a medical, which included a 'drop and cough' test....Dr. cups your plums and gets you to cough.
Every time I mention this to someone their response is "WTF is that for?",
except for anyone with a military background who immediately says "as yes, the drop and cough test, classic". Do MoD docs have a proclivity for feeling up nads or what?
That perversion spread to the old atomic Ukelele as well.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:43 pm
by Noggin
Sorry to bring this back on track, but -
First time I've contacted HMRC since around 2016/17
I have a letter here with the uk address I use on it
I did contact them back in around 2016 about a rebate and tried to amend my date of birth back then by sending copies of relevant documents to confirm it. These were sent by next day delivery as I was promised someone would be in the office to deal with them. They did arrive but weren't processed for a few more days (£25 down the drain for next day/saturday delivery)
Even though I was told they were processed, it seems that they weren't - I've just spoken to someone who couldn't confirm anything I told him, which means it wasn't what he had on the system. So my DOB is still wrong and my address is not the one that I have on a document from after I spoke to them and since I left the uk
FFS
EDIT - and the fukker has given me an incorrect phone number for the National Insurance office

Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:47 pm
by Pseudonym
Just bringing this thread back to pensions and away from all things bollocks.

Does anyone have an opinion on using BC&E to increase their pension/add to an existing one? I had to use them (previous employer) so didn't really have a choice, but just wanted an idea of how good they are, in terms of stability and return.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:31 pm
by Scotsrich
Coincidentally I've just had my first yearly review with my IFA.
Considering I'm pretty risk averse as far as money is concerned and its in a pretty cautious fund I'm quite happy with 9.5% growth.
It's been a funny year all round for stocks and shares but it was probably helped by the fact I started feeding money into it gradually from April last year at which point prices had crashed and were just stating to recover.
Every cloud

Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:38 pm
by weeksy
I was quite shocked that in 2020 mine went up, I was expecting it to have suffered.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:44 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Stocks actually had a good 2020...well the second half at least.

US markets hit their highest ever value.
That is not necessarily an indicator of robust health though!
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:44 am
by asmethurst99
cheb wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 8:34 pm
Nordboy wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 8:04 pm
Ah, pensions.
Whilst many would say that my pension is still a very good one, it has been changed dramatically over the last few years. The changes have had a massive effect on my actual ability to retire. I'll probably now have to continue to work full time rather than get a part time job.
I (along with about 30k others) have had to take both the government and my so called union, even though they're not technically a union, to court. The first case against the g'ment we've already won, the other could take a while to get to court.
Ultimately because of this, I actually can't get any true figures, because no one yet knows what the court remedy will be.
Saying that, because the gubbermint is probably going to change my pension again in the next few years, I don't think I will now do my full 30 years, I don't think it'll be worth me staying beyond 25, as the extra 5 yrs I pay in (and I pay in a load each month) will bring me any real benefit.
I'm not bitter about it all though (not much!!!). All the years of shift work, dealing with shit, missing events at home, etc etc.......
I think they did similar with the NHS doctors' pensions. Asked them if they wanted to change and when given the wrong answer changed it all anyway.
My last Consultant retired earlier as changes meant he was paying in not to see the benefit and the Job was his hobby (I mean he really enjoyed it ).
I've got thirty years of NHS pension but the missus has 3 small pots from different jobs as she's contracted for the last 15 years .I hope to retire in 2 years and after that I will still do a few hours a week to top up my income -
I keep saying we need to speak to an IFA -
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:57 pm
by Dodgy69
Some pensions also offer a stepped or enhanced deal. You get more early so could possibly help those retiring early, or going part time, but when you get to your state pension age, it remains the same, your sort of loaned your state pension early. Kind of.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:25 am
by Dodgy69
I'm 55 in November, so possibly pension time. Plenty of options, Its a DB final salary, but at 55 much reduced, better to leave for a good while longer. Another option is to take the " transfer value " which would then become at risk and not guaranteed like the dB. You get offered a set amount and that's it, when it's gone it's gone. However, i can get this set amount at 55 without loss. No plans for giving up work and would last me many years, hopefully.
Basically, 25% tax free if you want it, then options on the rest. Leave invested with an insurance company who charge fee's but try and make you money. Drawdown seems a good option, where you just withdraw when and what you want. Buy an annuity so regular payments each month or just leave it invested.
Anyone have any experience of these "transfer value" options. Any info much appreciated.
Db scheme closed in 2017.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 10:51 am
by weeksy
Got my yearly statement yesterday.
Disappointing part.... 2019-2020 was down 9%
Good part .... 2020-2021 was up 28.8%
Pretty pleased with that i have to say... I don't think that'll help me retire earlier... but certainly won't do any harm.
Re: Pension stuff, how's it all looking ? HAve you prepared ?
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 12:58 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
weeksy wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 10:51 am
Got my yearly statement yesterday.
Disappointing part.... 2019-2020 was down 9%
Yeah, there was like this whole
thing. Surprised it wasn't on the news more TBH
P.S. my funds are currently taking a spanking - so much so that HL e-mailed me (with an auto generated one) to say "your investments may be a little risky". FFS it's not like I'm invested solely in Dogecoin and Gamestop shares, it's nearly all in funds with big reputable banks. It just dominated by equities and hence pretty volatile. They even tell you that it's gonna be short term volatile but hopefully long term stable when you sign up for it.