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Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 7:14 pm
by Felix
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:00 pm
by Noggin
TBF, she’s not my type!!! But she did do the dating thing a few years ago (she’s only a few years younger than me!) and ended up getting married (happily) - so a handy person to talk to in a way
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost


Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:03 pm
by Felix
Noggin wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:00 pm
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

I am the same with women. I now just sit, nod and smile now and then. Works a treat

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:13 pm
by KungFooBob
Wondering what my chances are of a threesome with Carla and DS Swain.
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:15 pm
by Felix
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:13 pm
Wondering what my chances are of a threesome with Carla and DS Swain.
I had to google that. You watch Corrie

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:16 pm
by KungFooBob
Felix wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:15 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:13 pm
Wondering what my chances are of a threesome with Carla and DS Swain.
I had to google that. You watch Corrie

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:19 pm
by Felix
Yeah that is the main picture that came up on google. Good point well made but you have no fucking chance

I used to have dirty thoughts about the actress who played Kim Tait in Emmerdale but the first time round when she was married to the bloke in the wheelchair. Danny Glover beat me to her

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:25 pm
by Noggin
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:14 pm
by MrLongbeard
Noggin wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:00 pm
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost
We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:20 pm
by KungFooBob
MrLongbeard wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:14 pm
Noggin wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:00 pm
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost
We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy
...and a hole. A holes the goal!
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:58 pm
by Yorick
MrLongbeard wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:14 pm
Noggin wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:00 pm
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost
We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy
Not too big. More than a handful's a waste.
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:25 pm
by mangocrazy
Yorick wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:58 pm
MrLongbeard wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:14 pm
Noggin wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:00 pm
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost
We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy
Not too big. More than a mouthful's a waste.
FTFY
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:28 pm
by KungFooBob
My wife, who yesterday turned 47, claims to have never endured the film "Bugsy Malone".
I'm calling bullshit, but she's adamant.
So, fuck you Morrisons, you're not relevant!
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:16 pm
by Mussels
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:28 pm
My wife, who yesterday turned 47, claims to have never endured the film "Bugsy Malone".
I'm calling bullshit, but she's adamant.
So, fuck you Morrisons, you're not relevant!
Same here, I don't think I've ever seen more than a few minutes of any gangster movie. Even if it's a musical comedy.
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:27 pm
by Sunny
Mussels wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:16 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:28 pm
My wife, who yesterday turned 47, claims to have never endured the film "Bugsy Malone".
I'm calling bullshit, but she's adamant.
So, fuck you Morrisons, you're not relevant!
Same here, I don't think I've ever seen more than a few minutes of any gangster movie. Even if it's a musical comedy.
Ditto. I've never seen Wizard of Oz either. I am a mere 45 though...
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:27 pm
by Sunny
I have however, just finished (re)watching Alien. From the year of my birth

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:14 am
by Noggin
Yorick wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:58 pm
Not too big. More than a handful's a waste.
mangocrazy wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:25 pm
Not too big. More than a mouthful's a waste.
FTFY
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Well aren't you two just a bundle of joy on a Saturday morning!! Best quit whilst I'm behind then

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 11:11 am
by MrLongbeard
Noggin wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:14 am
Best quit whilst I'm behind then
No such thing as a bad boob, but from behind you say, slowly swinging in the breeze

Re: A right now thread
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 11:17 am
by Felix
MrLongbeard wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 11:11 am
Noggin wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:14 am
Best quit whilst I'm behind then
No such thing as a bad boob, but from behind you say, slowly swinging in the breeze
In this wind they would be rattling the ear lobes.
Re: A right now thread
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 6:43 am
by Noggin
I'm up and about far too early - so sat in the hotel reception type area having a very early breakfast!! Took advantage of being here to go get a blood test, so now I've got to hang around for a couple of hours before I go meet a mate for lunch!!
At least the coffee is good
