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WoW!

why did the baker have brown hands ?

because he needed a poo

Tru dat

Doctor; "Hello, I'm afraid your wife is in the hospital!"

Me; "Oh no. How is she?"

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical!"

Me: "Ahh, you get used to that..."

A friend of mine lost 3 and a half fingers in a accident with a table saw.

He asked the doctor "Will I be able to drive with my hand like this"

"Yes probably" , said the doctor "but I wouldn't count on it"

C&P from FB:

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I, the third one, have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.'
Then I had to share my story:
'When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”'

@ZRX61 Thought you might like ths one!