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Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:14 am
by David
MyLittleStudPony wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:12 am
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:52 am
Potter wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:32 am
Perhaps the internets knows you better than you know yourself. Somewhere back in the dusty recesses of your closet there is a wistful longing for a plumber to scoop you up in his manly arms and ravage you
I'd prefer it if his manly arms would crack on and get the bloody en-suite finished for me.
After that he can ravish me any six ways to Bradford for all I care.
A bumming for a plumbing.
I was going to suggest that a fresh toe nail varnish might help.....
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:27 am
by Le_Fromage_Grande
Why is Starbucks coffee so awful?
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:05 am
by cheb
Potter wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:32 am
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 8:14 am Yet, when I power up the Kindle, it suggests a gushing love story of a heart-broken woman with dusty rugs who falls for a Hoover repairman with rippling biceps. Again, why?
Perhaps the internets knows you better than you know yourself. Somewhere back in the dusty recesses of your closet there is a wistful longing for a plumber to scoop you up in his manly arms and ravage you
He was bemoaning the position of a shower tray recently.
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:35 am
by Rockburner
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:16 pm
by Count Steer
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:52 am
Potter wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:32 am
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 8:14 am Yet, when I power up the Kindle, it suggests a gushing love story of a heart-broken woman with dusty rugs who falls for a Hoover repairman with rippling biceps. Again, why?
Perhaps the internets knows you better than you know yourself. Somewhere back in the dusty recesses of your closet there is a wistful longing for a plumber to scoop you up in his manly arms and ravage you
I'd prefer it if his manly arms would crack on and get the bloody en-suite finished for me.
After that he can ravish me any six ways to Bradford for all I care.
Adds a whole new meaning to Yorkshire couplings.
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:10 pm
by Yorick
MyLittleStudPony wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:12 am
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:52 am
Potter wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:32 am
Perhaps the internets knows you better than you know yourself. Somewhere back in the dusty recesses of your closet there is a wistful longing for a plumber to scoop you up in his manly arms and ravage you
I'd prefer it if his manly arms would crack on and get the bloody en-suite finished for me.
After that he can ravish me any six ways to Bradford for all I care.
A bumming for a plumbing.
Thank God I'm not in Bradford any more
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:19 pm
by Skub
Yorick wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:10 pm
MyLittleStudPony wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:12 am
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:52 am
I'd prefer it if his manly arms would crack on and get the bloody en-suite finished for me.
After that he can ravish me any six ways to Bradford for all I care.
A bumming for a plumbing.
Thank God I'm not in Bradford any more
You'd be tempted?
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:20 pm
by Yorick
Skub wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:19 pm
Yorick wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:10 pm
Thank God I'm not in Bradford any more
You'd be tempted?
I've met him
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:36 pm
by Skub
Nuff sed.
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:54 pm
by Sadlonelygit
Is Clarkson pregnant?
Watched the new GT episode yesterday, looks like he's going to drop anyday soon!
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:49 pm
by Noggin
gremlin wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 8:14 am
Same with my Kindle. I read a a lot of dry, military history or biographies of long-dead people most people have never heard of. Yet, when I power up the Kindle, it suggests a gushing love story of a heart-broken woman with dusty rugs who falls for a Hoover repairman with rippling biceps. Again, why? The Internet is supposed to be smart.
I fear for the future.
Iām late to the party here but as soon as I read this bit I wondered why & when you read the gushing love story to be able to give such a concise review!!!
I mean, I know you were asking about relaxing doing nothing, but reading that kind of book might be classed as doing nothing but it often leads to something, so Iām told!!
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 1:39 pm
by Saga Lout
What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:51 pm
by Count Steer
Apart from the fact that it is spring when you buy it, why is 'spring lamb' called 'spring lamb'? This year's lambs are still being born/running about so it's not that that they're selling.
(Apparently what we get sold as SL has probably been kept in and fed on hay all winter so it's not even 'spring grass lamb'. It may have been born one spring, most of them are, but not this one. So, it's another
marketing exercise).
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:22 pm
by Rockburner
Saga Lout wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 1:39 pm
What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
"GNNNNNNNNG YU FUGGIN BASTD!!"
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:23 pm
by Rockburner
Count Steer wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:51 pm
Apart from the fact that it is spring when you buy it, why is 'spring lamb' called 'spring lamb'? This year's lambs are still being born/running about so it's not that that they're selling.
(Apparently what we get sold as SL has probably been kept in and fed on hay all winter so it's not even 'spring grass lamb'. It may have been born one spring, most of them are, but not this one. So, it's another
marketing exercise).
All lamb is mutton (especially that sold in curry houses...)
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:28 pm
by gremlin
Rockburner wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:23 pm
Count Steer wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:51 pm
Apart from the fact that it is spring when you buy it, why is 'spring lamb' called 'spring lamb'? This year's lambs are still being born/running about so it's not that that they're selling.
(Apparently what we get sold as SL has probably been kept in and fed on hay all winter so it's not even 'spring grass lamb'. It may have been born one spring, most of them are, but not this one. So, it's another
marketing exercise).
All lamb is mutton (especially that sold in curry houses...)
I was always told it was lamb at 0-1 year old
Hogget at 1-2 year old.
Mutton 2+ years
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:46 pm
by Sadlonelygit
What colour IS the boathouse at Hereford?
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:05 pm
by Count Steer
gremlin wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:28 pm
Rockburner wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:23 pm
Count Steer wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:51 pm
Apart from the fact that it is spring when you buy it, why is 'spring lamb' called 'spring lamb'? This year's lambs are still being born/running about so it's not that that they're selling.
(Apparently what we get sold as SL has probably been kept in and fed on hay all winter so it's not even 'spring grass lamb'. It may have been born one spring, most of them are, but not this one. So, it's another
marketing exercise).
All lamb is mutton (especially that sold in curry houses...)
I was always told it was lamb at 0-1 year old
Hogget at 1-2 year old.
Mutton 2+ years
Sounds right.
(The supplement in the w/e before last Saturday FT was all about meat. They raved about mutton and old beef from dairy cattle - Galician 20 year old cow was mentioned, tasty but tough! It was there that it was pointed out about 'Spring' lamb. Not convinced curry houses use UK mutton - it's now more expensive than lamb 'cos you have to keep them longer - but they don't gain much weight).
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:07 pm
by KungFooBob
A few curry houses near me have been fined for selling beef as lamb. Some now just call it 'meat' on the menu.
You can have a Chicken Naga or a Meat Naga, etc...
Re: Questions that need to be answered
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:35 pm
by Rockburner
Sadlonelygit wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:46 pm
What colour IS the boathouse at Hereford?
How the fuck should I know?
