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Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:01 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:46 pm ZRX1200 track bike anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304190210350

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I looked at that and immediately thought of a lava lamp!
120 BHP. Wooooo!!!
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Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:05 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:01 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:46 pm ZRX1200 track bike anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304190210350

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I looked at that and immediately thought of a lava lamp!
120 BHP. Wooooo!!!
Yeah, I'd struggle on the straights, but pull him back in on the bends. All hail the mighty Tmax!! 8-)
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Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:11 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:05 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:01 pm

I looked at that and immediately thought of a lava lamp!
120 BHP. Wooooo!!!
Yeah, I'd struggle on the straights, but pull him back in on the bends. All hail the mighty Tmax!! 8-)
It won't need a paddock stand. Can just lean it over onto the pegs :)
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Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:12 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:11 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:05 pm
120 BHP. Wooooo!!!
Yeah, I'd struggle on the straights, but pull him back in on the bends. All hail the mighty Tmax!! 8-)
It won't need a paddock stand. Can just lean it over onto the pegs :)
Harsh Man, harsh... :lol:
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Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:18 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:12 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:11 pm

Yeah, I'd struggle on the straights, but pull him back in on the bends. All hail the mighty Tmax!! 8-)
It won't need a paddock stand. Can just lean it over onto the pegs :)
Harsh Man, harsh... :lol:
I meant that thing. Not your gurly scoot.
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Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:21 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:18 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:12 pm
It won't need a paddock stand. Can just lean it over onto the pegs :)
Harsh Man, harsh... :lol:
I meant that thing. Not your gurly scoot.
Your post went viral. Boys are on their way. Alas, poor Yorick...

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Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:23 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:21 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:18 pm

Harsh Man, harsh... :lol:
I meant that thing. Not your gurly scoot.
Your post went viral. Boys are on their way. Alas, poor Yorick...

Is that flat out?
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Might do similar to the Big Red Bus...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174996271330

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Doesn't seem to be any oil in it tho'

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Just because you can hydro-dip, doesn't mean you should.

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That beemer needs a 'not like' button.
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Which bikes are for the faint hearted? Nobody ever tells us.
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JackyJoll wrote: Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:05 pm Which bikes are for the faint hearted? Nobody ever tells us.
D1 Bantam?


(Mind you, in modern traffic that'd be an "experience")
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The WTF factor in this is the price. I mean it looks a like a job well done if you like this sort of thing, but £15k! :wtf:

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In the photo of the left side, the forks look bent - the top of the chrome tube doesn't look aligned with the slider.
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Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:32 pm The WTF factor in this is the price. I mean it looks a like a job well done if you like this sort of thing, but £15k! :wtf:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174811280657 ... 0290.m3507
A well done total fuck up more like, those bms can look quite good as a custom base but that is 100% shit, not sure I can spot one redeeming feature 🤣

Edit: Spin will like the yellow headlamp though..
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How about another bike on inappropriate tyres? A Yamaha Thunderace anyone?

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Another from Dungdeal.
Blundering about trying not to make too much of a hash of things.
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