Ebay 'WTF' bikes

[Supermofo]

Oh my giddy aunt !



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225740570183 ... media=COPY

That looks like something Grayson Perry would build

[The Spin Doctor]

That looks like something Grayson Perry would build

Perry has FAR more talent.

[Jody]

Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)

That was a very cheap bike for somebody !

[Yorick]

Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)

That was a very cheap bike for somebody !

It was cheap coz no bugger wanted it

[Noggin]

Bleurgh

Definitely needs finishing, with something

Translation of the description at the bottom - love the bit that says “ideally should be dismantled and the frame repainted as it’s ugly”!!!!

[KungFooBob]

Ow much!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404451403131

[Cousin Jack]

Can I order 2?

[Supermofo]

Ow much!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404451403131

A bike with such a bad paint job the first owner didn't even ride it before poking his eyes out with a stick and therefore needing to sell it

[Felix]

Did you watch the video. The music is just as tacky

[KungFooBob]

FIVE GRAND!

For an auld Hornetto that doesn't even look road legal... it's not even got a speedo.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266360890228

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I'm trying to think how that is better than a standard Hornet, I can't think of anything redeeming about it

[KungFooBob]

I'm trying to think how that is better than a standard Hornet, I can't think of anything redeeming about it

Yoshimura stickers add at least £2k and 15bhp.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Yoshimura stickers on a Honda, FFS any fool knows it's Moriwaki stickers on a Honda.

Just remembered, I've got an HRC throttle tube that would fit on that Hornet, they could have had genuine Honda race parts on it, I had it on my CB400SF, yep a 60,000 bike commuter bike with HRC parts.

[KungFooBob]

Or Spoon or Mugen

[KungFooBob]

I spotted this the other day and had to slap myself when I started to think it would make a nice little pootler...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266415218139

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

They're tiny, you'd look like Bigfoot riding a fake Harley

[mboy]

Ow much!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404451403131

Was what I said to the proprietor of the Ducati garage when they had one in there when I went to pick up my SFV2... Bear in mind it's just an SFV4 with a gopping paint job, some tacky wheels, and a limited number plaque and a tenuous link to Lamborghini and they were charging people 2.5x the price for them over a normal SFV4 (which isn't a cheap bike anyway!) when new...

Only of any value to anyone who's a Lamborghini nut that's also into motorbikes sadly for the owners... Which as a Ducati fan absolutely grips my shit as it's just a tacky sell out model rather than an actual Halo bike...

[Horse]

Bear in mind it's just an SFV4 with a gopping paint job, some tacky wheels, and a limited number plaque and a tenuous link to Lamborghini and they were charging people 2.5x the price for them over a normal SFV4 (which isn't a cheap bike anyway!) when new...

So, potentially, a powered advertising slogan? Created at relatively low cost yet generating lots of attention, some possibly from Lambo owners for whom it will cost relatively little - or they might see other models and buy one of those instead.

And bonus payback if they sell any.

[mboy]

Bear in mind it's just an SFV4 with a gopping paint job, some tacky wheels, and a limited number plaque and a tenuous link to Lamborghini and they were charging people 2.5x the price for them over a normal SFV4 (which isn't a cheap bike anyway!) when new...

So, potentially, a powered advertising slogan? Created at relatively low cost yet generating lots of attention, some possibly from Lambo owners for whom it will cost relatively little - or they might see other models and buy one of those instead.

And bonus payback if they sell any.

Yup

EVERYTHING I hate about modern consumerism, and I'm even more pissed off that Ducati pander to this bullshit... But there we go!

[Lutin]

Another couple from the Dungdeal Vintage Bikes listing.

First is a Honda XLR250 Baja, purely for the comedy value of the front mudguard -



And next is an abomination of a Triumph T140 -