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Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:21 am
by ChrisW
Lutin wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:05 am
First is a Honda XLR250 Baja, purely for the comedy value of the front mudguard -
I had one of those mudguard extenders on one of my bikes. They were on-trend in 83 or possibly 84 I think. All they did was make the mudguard incredibly heavy because it caught so much mud!
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:47 pm
by KungFooBob
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:53 pm
by Yorick
It's got a plant pot where the battery should go

Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:33 pm
by A_morti
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:52 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
mboy wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:36 pm
a tenuous link to Lamborghini...
Ducati are owned by Lamborghini int they, which I'd call a pretty feckin strong link!
Relevant link though? Maybe not
VAG didn't buy Ducati for their stellar ability to build bikes and make profit, that's for sure.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:20 pm
by Horse
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:52 pm
mboy wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:36 pm
a tenuous link to Lamborghini...
Ducati are owned by Lamborghini int they, which I'd call a pretty feckin strong link!
Relevant link though? Maybe not
VAG didn't buy Ducati for their stellar ability to build bikes and make profit, that's for sure.
But you don't see many Ducati bikes as homage to the Beetle, or Golf.
Kawasaki seemed to style the Z1300 like a ship's anchor. Perhaps based on their boats?

Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:24 pm
by Horse
Although ... maybe that LamboDuc took its colour schemes cues from this classic:
https://uk.motor1.com/photo/5480211/vw- ... therlands/
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:24 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:37 pm
by Supermofo
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:01 pm
by A_morti
How much airbrushing do you want?
Yes.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:20 pm
by Gregor
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:19 pm
by Count Steer
I find that quite sad and a bit depressing.

Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:14 pm
by The Spin Doctor
Supermofo wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:37 pm
Hmmm, lovely paint
Is that Noel Fielding in the artwork?
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:56 pm
by Gregor
Count Steer wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:19 pm
I find that quite sad and a bit depressing.
Isn’t it.
The sat nav holder is epic though.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 8:34 pm
by KungFooBob
https://akaautomotive.co.uk/product/apr ... 000-mille/
Someone is taking the piss.
It's a base model, painted to look like an R and being sold for R money.
A Kosher one for comparison...
The wheels and the forks are a big give away.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:14 pm
by Tarmacsurfer
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:27 pm
by mangocrazy
But they stopped short of calling it a 'Factory' or an 'R', because it very obviously isn't. Definitely a wannabe, though. And well overpriced.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:31 pm
by JackyJoll
Count Steer wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:19 pm
I find that quite sad and a bit depressing.
Evocative of life itself.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:35 pm
by JackyJoll
Horse wrote: Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:24 pm
LamboDuc
Dumborghini.
Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:42 pm
by Count Steer
JackyJoll wrote: Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:31 pm
Count Steer wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:19 pm
I find that quite sad and a bit depressing.
Evocative of life itself.
It's the fact that the poor old, abused thing is cheaply chained to a poor old abused engine as 'security' that bought the tear to my eye. Like anyone would steal it.

The owner should be publicly flogged until he repents. I hope someone steals it and gives it a viking send off rather than it rotting on the pillock of an owner's drive.
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