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I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 1:28 am
by McSatan
That's been a humdinger of a year since last March. Throat cancer, malnutrition, sepsis and pneumonia. 18 stone to 9 stone. 8 weeks in hospital, blood transfusions, two pipes in my back to drain my lungs, pressure sore on my back down to the bone, drinking 80mg Oxycodone shots all day and night, IV antibiotics etc etc. I nearly died.
But I didn't. I'm back, baby

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Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 6:24 am
by Horse
Sheeee-it!
Welcome to the world again

Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 6:41 am
by weeksy
great post

nice to see ya.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:18 am
by mangocrazy
That;s one helluva way to lose some weight...

Welcome back!
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:22 am
by Mr. Dazzle
I'm just surprised you can get purple hair on the NHS now.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:54 am
by Count Steer
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:22 am
I'm just surprised you can get purple hair on the NHS now.
I'm surprised after all that lot ^^^ that there's any hair left to dye purple!
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 8:40 am
by Sunny
If you're going to do it, do it in style
Glad you're not dead

Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 8:55 am
by McNab
Good to see you back.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 9:05 am
by McSatan
Count Steer wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:54 amh
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:22 am
I'm just surprised you can get purple hair on the NHS now.
I'm surprised after all that lot ^^^ that there's any hair left to dye purple!
Some fell out but grew back. More of a bastard is having hardly any salivary glands, they were burnt out by 31 continuous days of radiotherapy. That, along with a badly scarred throat makes swallowing difficult.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 9:31 am
by Count Steer
McSatan wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 9:05 am
Count Steer wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:54 amh
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:22 am
I'm just surprised you can get purple hair on the NHS now.
I'm surprised after all that lot ^^^ that there's any hair left to dye purple!
Some fell out but grew back. More of a bastard is having hardly any salivary glands, they were burnt out by 31 continuous days of radiotherapy. That, along with a badly scarred throat makes swallowing difficult.
Yumpin' yiminy! What, with all that and a dose of sepsis chucked in for good measure you've survived more potentially lethal assaults than Rasputin did.
Hope your rehab is on track. You're probably ready for a nice quiet holiday with a good book or two!
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:15 am
by Rockburner
I was wondering where you'd got to! Good to know you're still kicking and screaming!
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:30 am
by Cousin Jack
Bloody hell ! You don't do half measures do you. Most of us moan a bit with man flu.
Good to see you back.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:32 am
by Skub
Needz a purple goatee.
Genuinely good to see you well McSanta.

Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:44 am
by gremlin
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 11:31 am
by Saga Lout
Sunny wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 8:40 am
Glad you're not dead
Yeah, that.
I'll add throat cancer, malnutrition, sepsis and pneumonia to the list of effective (but not recommended) ways to lose weight.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 4:09 pm
by Taipan
Ha! Glad you're still spitting in deaths face. Top man!

Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 8:44 pm
by crust
Top work on swerving the grim reaper's attempts.
How's the woodland?
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2025 1:58 pm
by IccyV2
Great news, glad to hear.
I'm recovering from my own similar issue, I don't want to talk about it, it's been grim and I stepped away from here to deal with it because I was losing my mind and being too much of a prick (even more than usual) under all the stress.
I'm still trying to get off the Oxys, addiction (even for genuine reasons) is a bitch.
But this isn't about me, it's about you and great to see you still this side of the ground.

God bless you brother.
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:01 pm
by the_priest
Well done! Now work on getting back into good shape for woodland wanders and sunset drinks with the loved ones.
At least you have hair to dye!!
Re: I'm Not Dead
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:11 pm
by Horse
McSatan wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 9:05 am
Count Steer wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:54 amh
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Mon Jun 23, 2025 7:22 am
I'm just surprised you can get purple hair on the NHS now.
I'm surprised after all that lot ^^^ that there's any hair left to dye purple!
Some fell out but grew back.
Saw a friend yesterday who's been through a lot of treatment, with hair loss. Starts another lot today, likely the same side effect.
But, as she delights in reminding her husband, at least hers
will grow back
