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If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:41 am
by ZRX61

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:32 am
by Yambo

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:58 am
by Trinity765
I've been watching the traffic build up (yeah, I know I'm a bit weird).

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/ho ... .0/zoom:10

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 7:15 am
by MingtheMerciless
"No, no, the other left!"

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:53 am
by Wossname
"Able Seaman Goldstein calling"....

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:56 am
by Le_Fromage_Grande
Trinity765 wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:58 am I've been watching the traffic build up (yeah, I know I'm a bit weird).

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/ho ... .0/zoom:10
Ship spotter

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:01 am
by Yorick
Trinity765 wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:58 am I've been watching the traffic build up (yeah, I know I'm a bit weird).

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/ho ... .0/zoom:10
The ship probably had a woman pilot :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:06 am
by Trinity765
Yorick wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:01 am
Trinity765 wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:58 am I've been watching the traffic build up (yeah, I know I'm a bit weird).

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/ho ... .0/zoom:10
The ship probably had a woman pilot :obscene-birdiedoublered:
:obscene-birdiedoublered: :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:16 am
by JamJar
I assume this has happened before and this is just a slow news day?

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:26 am
by Horse
JamJar wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:16 am I assume this has happened before and this is just a slow news day?
Yes-ish. Previous example in the news story.

This may be more serious in that, if they can't refloat it, then unloading cargo may be required. Implications for duration of blockage and so on trade.

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:44 am
by Mr. Dazzle
JamJar wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:16 am I assume this has happened before and this is just a slow news day?
They've got some way to go before they break the record for longest delay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Fleet?wprov=sfla1

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:59 am
by Bike Breaker
It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of people get lost and do a U-turn. Clearly the bloke driving the boat miscalculated the width of the canal.

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:29 pm
by JackyJoll
Bike Breaker wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:59 am It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of people get lost and do a U-turn. Clearly the bloke driving the boat miscalculated the width of the canal.
Should have used two short boats.

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:49 am
by Trinity765
Yorick wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:01 am
Trinity765 wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:58 am I've been watching the traffic build up (yeah, I know I'm a bit weird).

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/ho ... .0/zoom:10
The ship probably had a woman pilot :obscene-birdiedoublered:
Clear evidence it wasn't a woman.

It drew a giant cock before grounding itself.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkdjzb/ ... ever-given

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:16 am
by Bike Breaker
There's not much point screaming "steam gives way to sail" either.

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:31 am
by David
JackyJoll wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:29 pm
Bike Breaker wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:59 am It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of people get lost and do a U-turn. Clearly the bloke driving the boat miscalculated the width of the canal.
Should have used two short boats.
I see a solution there...any one got a really big hacksaw and a few tubes of Sikaflex?

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:37 am
by Horse
Bike Breaker wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:59 am It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of people get lost and do a U-turn. Clearly the bloke driving the boat miscalculated the width of the canal.
The news report said the captain had wind, so completely excusable.

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:04 am
by JackyJoll
Horse wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:37 am
The news report said the captain had wind, so completely excusable.
Farting across the keel. Basic error.

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:28 pm
by KungFooBob
Image

Re: If you're going to screw up....

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:46 pm
by MingtheMerciless
Shamelessly stolen.