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Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:58 am
by DefTrap
i always head to the V&A - bit of culcher innit?
Of course you'll want to slip off for an hour and get your beard groomed and take in the whiff of the hipsters at the Bike Shed in Shoreditch.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:04 pm
by KungFooBob
I went back in August.
I mainly just got pissed.
I did to the Natural History Museum, you have to pre-book the tickets, but they're free.
I got shit faced in Trader Vics then went and had a curry on Brick Lane.
I got pissed in Camden.
I got pissed in Soho.
I got pissed in Mayfair and went for some great tapas.
I probably did loads of other stuff too, but was too pissed to remember it.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:09 pm
by Mussels
There's so much to do it's difficult to say, what one person thinks is great another will despise. If you have nothing in mind I'd just go for a wander or take the tourist bus and see what piques your interest.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:13 pm
by DefTrap
Def book tickets in advance for any of the 'special exhibitions' at the various museums - because you'll never get in on the day if you just pitch up.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:14 pm
by gremlin
Shoreditch? So last year. Bermondsey now.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:58 pm
by Mr Moofo
gremlin wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:14 pm
Shoreditch? So last year. Bermondsey now.
I used to work in Bermondsey - it was an impressively hostile place in the 80's. Full of Oswald Mosely supporters and Skrewdriver fans. You had to be careful about which pub you went into...
And then it got gentrified - I preferred it the way it was!
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:59 pm
by v8-powered
War of the Worlds interactive show, worth a visit with the fam....
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:01 pm
by Rockburner
Potter wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:54 am
We're having a short break in a couple of weeks and heading over to the UK for a bit, including a few days in London.
We'll have a shopping day and the family want to do a sight-seeing day, the palace, the bridge, etc.
But other than that I'm not sure what else to do, we're staying in a nice hotel and I can also seeing us just having a hotel day where my missus and girls will do some beauty stuff and I'll sit with a cravat and smoking jacket in the lounge.
I don't think she'll be up for hookers and drugs and I don't fancy going anywhere where we'll be stabbed.
Go buy a hat?
https://lairdlondon.co.uk/
if you like shows and comedic slapstick (you might not) - then I would very much recommend "The Play that Goes Wrong", if it's still showing.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:07 pm
by v8-powered
Rockburner wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:01 pm
if you like shows and comedic slapstick (you might not) - then I would very much recommend "The Play that Goes Wrong", if it's still showing.
That is good, I'd also recommend Book of Mormon if religion doesn't offend you or family

Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:09 pm
by gremlin
Second vote for any of the '...Goes Wrong' productions. I've got tickets for the 'Magic Show the Goes Wrong' next month.
Dunno if The Woman in Black is still running, but that's a fecking awesome show. Shite yer pants scary.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:32 pm
by Le_Fromage_Grande
Mr Moofo wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:58 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:14 pm
Shoreditch? So last year. Bermondsey now.
I used to work in Bermondsey - it was an impressively hostile place in the 80's. Full of Oswald Mosely supporters and Skrewdriver fans. You had to be careful about which pub you went into...
And then it got gentrified - I preferred it the way it was!
I used to work in Shoreditch, it was a dump
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:36 pm
by gremlin
Dependent upon weather, start at the London Eye and head east along the southbank. You get to see the river and buildings up close, including the Globe theatre. Mooching along takes you past some reasonable riverside pubs, so stop for a couple, but keep walking past Tower Bridge and have lunch/dinner at Smiths of Wapping. (
https://smithsrestaurants.com/smiths-wapping/ )Really good fish restaurant, away from the City crowds but stunning views of Tower Bridge to the O2. The Town of Ramsgate pub, (
https://townoframsgate.pub/ )a few yards further along, is a nice old traditional boozer.
I'd recommend the tube back, as you'll be stuffed and a bit pie-eyed by now.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:38 pm
by Taipan
gremlin wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:09 pm
Second vote for any of the '...Goes Wrong' productions. I've got tickets for the 'Magic Show the Goes Wrong' next month.
Dunno if The Woman in Black is still running, but that's a fecking awesome show. Shite yer pants scary.
That^^^ If you fancy taking in a show, make it that one. Proper good fun and you can't believe how atmospheric it is. I must have jumped 6ft high several times!

Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:39 pm
by gremlin
Mr Moofo wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:58 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:14 pm
Shoreditch? So last year. Bermondsey now.
You had to be careful about which pub you went into...
Same now. I was sat outside a bar in Bermondsey in September next to three blokes, all wearing vintage top hats.

Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:39 pm
by Count Steer
For shopping, if you haven't been, you may like Burlington Arcade. There are a few gaps as in most retail areas at the moment but there's still enough to tempt I think. Got all our Christmas shopping there once but they had rather more 'useful' type clothing places etc then it appears. Then kick back in the café/restaurant at the top of Waterstones in the old Simpsons of Piccadilly building. Views are quite good. Foods reasonable for that sort of thing.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:42 pm
by Le_Fromage_Grande
gremlin wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:36 pm
Dependent upon weather, start at the London Eye and head east along the southbank. You get to see the river and buildings up close, including the Globe theatre. Mooching along takes you past some reasonable riverside pubs, so stop for a couple, but keep walking past Tower Bridge and have lunch/dinner at Smiths of Wapping. (
https://smithsrestaurants.com/smiths-wapping/ )Really good fish restaurant, away from the City crowds but stunning views of Tower Bridge to the O2. The Town of Ramsgate pub, (
https://townoframsgate.pub/ )a few yards further along, is a nice old traditional boozer.
I'd recommend the tube back, as you'll be stuffed and a bit pie-eyed by now.
Sounds a bit pedestrian, it's all stuff you could do in any British town, he should be doing stuff that you can only do in London, and I don't think he wants a Cockney knees up with you in your Pearly King outfit
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:45 pm
by gremlin
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:42 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:36 pm
Dependent upon weather, start at the London Eye and head east along the southbank. You get to see the river and buildings up close, including the Globe theatre. Mooching along takes you past some reasonable riverside pubs, so stop for a couple, but keep walking past Tower Bridge and have lunch/dinner at Smiths of Wapping. (
https://smithsrestaurants.com/smiths-wapping/ )Really good fish restaurant, away from the City crowds but stunning views of Tower Bridge to the O2. The Town of Ramsgate pub, (
https://townoframsgate.pub/ )a few yards further along, is a nice old traditional boozer.
I'd recommend the tube back, as you'll be stuffed and a bit pie-eyed by now.
Sounds a bit pedestrian, it's all stuff you could do in any British town, he should be doing stuff that you can only do in London, and I don't think he wants a Cockney knees up with you in your Pearly King outfit
Do you have any idea how long it took me to sew the fucking buttons on that outfit? And that's not including all the hours perfecting my Cock-er-nay bowl, knees out, thumbs in the waistcoat.

Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:47 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Count Steer wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:39 pm
For shopping, if you haven't been, you may like Burlington Arcade. There are a few gaps as in most retail areas at the moment but there's still enough to tempt I think. Got all our Christmas shopping there once but they had rather more 'useful' type clothing places etc then it appears. Then kick back in the café/restaurant at the top of Waterstones in the old Simpsons of Piccadilly building. Views are quite good. Foods reasonable for that sort of thing.
I can think of at least one shop in there he'd like
Have to say, food wise I like Borough Market a lot more than I expected. Probably a bit out of the way though, I was only there 'cause I was staying in the weirdly cheap Travelodge near by.
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:49 pm
by asmethurst99
Keep meaning to try this place
https://smokestak.co.uk/
Re: Things to do in London
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:55 pm
by gremlin
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:47 pm
Count Steer wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:39 pm
For shopping, if you haven't been, you may like Burlington Arcade. There are a few gaps as in most retail areas at the moment but there's still enough to tempt I think. Got all our Christmas shopping there once but they had rather more 'useful' type clothing places etc then it appears. Then kick back in the café/restaurant at the top of Waterstones in the old Simpsons of Piccadilly building. Views are quite good. Foods reasonable for that sort of thing.
I can think of at least one shop in there he'd like
Have to say, food wise I like Borough Market a lot more than I expected. Probably a bit out of the way though, I was only there 'cause I was staying in the weirdly cheap Travelodge near by.
Do the stroll I suggested and it takes you past Borough.
S'all I'm sayin'.....
