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What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:40 pm
by weeksy
Mine has to be a CCM scrambler thing I tried once from a mate of @G.P and @IanB
It was so so bad it defied words!
I honestly thought it was going to kill me.
That said, that BMW R1200 wasn't much better last week, I am still not convinced there isn't something wrong with it.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:57 pm
by KungFooBob
Pretty much everything I've ridden has had at least one redeeming feature.
So I'll go with the most unreliable bike I've ridden.
A Suzuki GP100 I used to commute when I was 17. it cost £300 and would nip up at least once a week (be fine once you let it cool down).
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:00 pm
by Count Steer
Probably a BSA A7 but for sheer disappointment (having bought it) BMW GS800. It's even boring to write about..zzzzzzzzzz...engine was the most characterless thing ever, ABS was operated by evil spirits. Meh.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:13 pm
by wull
KTM 950sm, hated the thing.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:29 pm
by Beancounter
Suzuki Burgman. Sorry @maccecht
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:36 pm
by Supermofo
A TDM 850 my Dad test rode with a view to buying. He bought it home for me to try as he didn't think it was right. It lasted about 1/2 mile before I came back. It rode like it was bent in the middle. But that's just that one example I hope.
Other than that....Ducati 1000SS. Just rode odd
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:38 pm
by Beancounter
Supermofo wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:36 pm
A TDM 850 my Dad test rode with a view to buying. He bought it home for me to try as he didn't think it was right. It lasted about 1/2 mile before I came back. It rode like it was bent in the middle. But that's just that one example I hope.
Actually, one of my favourite bikes was my first TDM850 and one of the worst was the TDM850 that replaced the first one when I killed it.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:52 pm
by weeksy
Wasn't Merv our resident expert on these? Wonder if he's still kicking about in the world?
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:59 pm
by dern
wull wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:13 pm
KTM 950sm, hated the thing.
Really? What didn’t you like about it?
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:01 pm
by KungFooBob
dern wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:59 pm
wull wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:13 pm
KTM 950sm, hated the thing.
Really? What didn’t you like about it?
Yeah, I rode one once and it was brilliant. I didn't buy one because I'd have been dead or in prison within 6 months.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:05 pm
by dern
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:01 pm
dern wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:59 pm
wull wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:13 pm
KTM 950sm, hated the thing.
Really? What didn’t you like about it?
Yeah, I rode one once and it was brilliant. I didn't buy one because I'd have been dead or in prison within 6 months.
I’ve got one. It’s pretty sketchy but hilarious at the same time.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:06 pm
by wull
Just not my kind of thing, dead or in prison

Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:46 pm
by dern
Honda blackbird. Bought it thinking it would be amazing but was disappointed. Steered slowly and felt bus like. Dropped the front, lifted the back and put stronger springs in and was better but still not great. Sold it soon after.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:55 pm
by Felix
Heather Wallace. Munter gave crabs.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:57 pm
by wull
Felix wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:55 pm
Heather Wallace. Munter gave crabs.

Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 12:07 am
by dern
Ha ha
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 12:11 am
by Le_Fromage_Grande
1980 Yamaha SR250, slow, shit handling, and just to top it off, rubber mounted handlebars.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:21 am
by Rockburner
CCM Spitfire (if that's what it was), was like trying to ride a road-drill mounted in a bmx frame.
Once had a FZR400 presented for MOT when i was working in a bike shop, i was told to ride it to the MOT center and turned around after 100 yards..... The steering head bearings were so shot it actually wouldn't steer. Fuck knows how the owner actually got it to the shop in the first place.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:32 am
by Horse
weeksy wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:40 pm
That said, that BMW R1200 wasn't much better last week, I am still not convinced there isn't something wrong with it.
Wasn't the concensus that the tyre pressures were probably too low and causing the handling problems?
Anyway, back OT, two: a Honda 125 trials bike with a bent frame and my sister's Twiggymobile Honda 50.
The 50 was not only horrible but scary too - going along the A30 at 28mph with artics thundering by.
Re: What's the worst bike you've ever ridden?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:33 am
by Le_Fromage_Grande
I had a Slingshot GSXR750 that did that over winter (the bearings rusted up in a garage) I didn't know until I got the first roundabout, it wasn't that bad to ride once you got to a reasonable speed, I had to ride it to the dealers to get the bearings changed.