Said it before so switch off if you’re bored - I have 2x Lidl spur of the moment watches, £2.95 each I think. They keep perfect time, which is what I want a watch to do, need a battery every 5 years or so. Straps don’t last as long and cost more than the watch.
They don’t look gorgeous, but I can ...

How much of a surprise is that?

Norfolk Enchants.

Shy Talk.

- 2 of the usuals.

Mike1976 wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2026 7:15 am

Wossname wrote: Wed Jun 24, 2026 9:52 pmNot.

...and I thought it was so obvious I wouldn't have to explain.

UM - T - DUM - T

The "joke" is that it requires a tiny amount of brain power to see it. Doesn't work on everyone. Obviously.

Edit: ah.

I’ve gone back to the original post. And now I see. And smile….

His hair’s sitting nice tho, isn’t it?

Taipan wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2026 9:43 am That made me very happy yesterday and it was followed by the wife snd I, and the dogs, having a paddle!

<<waves >>


Nice to see you - but “paddle”? That’s not what it’s there for. Get in!

Not.

Mike1976 wrote: Wed Jun 24, 2026 8:08 pmTDUMT

Helpful.

Is it possible to find and buy a no like that ^^ eg from a dealer? I’ve always wondered how people get hold of even slightly unusual numbers.

Murca leads the way. *F, feet/inches, gallons/quarts. Who needs those nasty metric things - and they’re smaller, anyway.

Good to see you out/about with a smile on after your “episode”.

Docca wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 1:46 pm Collapsed yesterday on a walk. Suspected ‘FCE’ ( spinal stroke) then got worse over night.

Paralysed but still aware?

Is your eye fully back to normal again? That sounded quite tricky…

That’s really sad, and unexpected at 6. Any ideas re cause?

Sorry to hear about this TP,I hope they get caught or 'dicouraged' before they come back...
n your situation I think I'd be moving to somewhere a bit less stressful.


Where though? I work in central London with people from all the home counties and not one of them doesn't have increasing ...

You shouldn't have to. Beat the cunts senseless


I know a large 2 metre Scottish chap who now has a criminal record because he beat the living shit out of someone he found trying to steal his bike. If you are going to get medieval on folks in the UK,sadly you better not be clocked doing it ...

I had a 1959 650 Thunderbird. Mrs W and I went to a wedding in Edinburgh from Cornwall in about 1978, and saw an ad in the Evening News. Bought the bike for £120, took the front forks off, loaded it in the back of my Mk2 Escort estate work car and took it back to Cornwall. Put it back together, but ...

You’ve seen it before… 7 miles of sandy beach, 300m behind it.

“Was”?

Last years premium for the little Serow was £54 with Bennetts. This years quote is £107, they reduced it to £84 ish on a phone call, with the same excess as last year - £450.
Changed to CN - £74, but with £0 excess - zero compulsory, zero voluntary. How does that work? I’ve never had insurance with ...