Questions that need to be answered

[Saga Lout]

... and answers that need to be questioned.

I'll start. Sandwiches, should they be cut corner to corner or side to side? Into two or into four? The world needs a definitive answer.

Oh, and pineapple on pizza, yes or no?

[weeksy]

Cut? Are you 6?

[KungFooBob]

Be a Pirate, cut your sarnies how you want them, because Pirates do what they like, yarrrr!

[Mr Moofo]

Pineapple on pizzas is for 6 year olds and Americans

[Felix]

Sliced into four triangles served on a plate with a paper doily and crisps

[gremlin]

Is it acceptable to take/make a phone call whilst having a poo?

[weeksy]

Is it acceptable to take/make a phone call whilst having a poo?

Not if they hear the splash.

[wull]

Is it acceptable to take/make a phone call whilst having a poo?

Not if they hear the splash.

More a plop I’d say

[Noggin]

Oh, and pineapple on pizza, yes or no?

If you like it there, then yes!!


(Kinda like if you like a bit of pineapple on a gammon steak!! Or cheese and pineapple on sticks )

[Ant]

Cut? Are you 6?

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

[Cousin Jack]

Cut? Are you 6?

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

Crust on or off?

[gremlin]

Cut? Are you 6?

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

Crust on or off?

On. How's yer hair gonna get curly otherwise?

[Ant]

Cut? Are you 6?

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

Crust on or off?

On, it helps to stabilise the substrate from within where one shall find the selected filling.

[Cousin Jack]

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

Crust on or off?

On. How's yer hair gonna get curly otherwise?

Curly hair?? Any fule (and my granny) knows that burnt crusts make you sing.

[ABF]

Cut? Are you 6?

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

The person to ask on this issue would be the legendary William Hanson ... he was a some-time guest on my ol' radio show ... HELL of a funny chap.

[Ant]

Cut? Are you 6?

Have some etiquette and decorum, of course they need to be cut.

Corner to corner.

The person to ask on this issue would be the legendary William Hanson ... he was a some-time guest on my ol' radio show ... HELL of a funny chap.

He is brilliant, what a chap. Have you seen the chat show video where he reads out peoples letters, the one about the daughter who was house sitting for her parents?

[Ant]

Here it is

[ABF]

That's pretty epic!

William was a guest on my show talking proper form for weddings, Christmas dinner & other situations. And thinking back on that ... fuck, it was 10 years ago!!

[Taipan]

Sandwich cutting depends on the filling. Diagonal is the best presented but if you do that to a sossie sandwich the little sossie ends, created by the diagonal cut, will fall out.

If my Wife makes elderly ladies a sandwich she cuts it into triangles. She says it allows them to hold the sandwich securely with less chance of the bread drooping and the filling spilling out. How thoughtful!

[MrLongbeard]

What do we call 'tweets' now, what with it not longer being twitter?