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Re: Jokes Thread
What do you call a sheep tied to a post in Wales... a leisure centre.
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Re: Jokes Thread
I'm not one for posting serious stuff, but now more than ever I need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.Also very secretive with her mobile , always texting etc
My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorbike so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorbike that I noticed it has a hairline crack where the fairing meets the tank
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop where I bought it?
TIA
My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorbike so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorbike that I noticed it has a hairline crack where the fairing meets the tank
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop where I bought it?
TIA
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Re: Jokes Thread
Ikea dog kit assembly *fail*
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Re: Jokes Thread
My wife just accused me of never taking notice of her and buying her flowers. She has a point as I never even knew she sold flowers!
NC750X mpg 
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