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I asked my gran what she wants for Christmas, and she said 'A nice green jumper'
So l've bought her a frog.
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Went to toysrus yesterday, asked if they got the old game operation.

Was told " no, and there's a 3 year waiting list" bum bum.
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Does he get time and a half for working tonight d'ya reckon?
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:57 pm Does he get time and a half for working tonight d'ya reckon?
One of my first jobs in 70/80 (Safeway's) it would have been treble time. Double was a Sunday and any other time and a half. Not that i was playing Santa that was just the rates.
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My wife kicked me out because I won't stop doing terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

But don't worry........I will return.
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Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Felix wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Pirahna wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:29 pm
Felix wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Hugh Zapritti Boyden
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Pirahna wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:29 pm
Felix wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Try saying the name quickly
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Not the same if you have to explain, is it?
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Whoa! That's just buff. Looks like Booga from Tank Girl. :thumbup:
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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RIP Roger
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