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Wossname wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:42 pmIMG_7300.png
Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Yorick wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:43 pm
Wossname wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:42 pmIMG_7300.png
Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
I wondered why it was colder today...
"Be kind to past versions of yourself that didn't know what you know now."
Walt Whitman
https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
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Skub wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:05 pm
Yorick wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:43 pm
Wossname wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:42 pmIMG_7300.png
Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
I wondered why it was colder today...
Did you start eating haggis and talking funny ?
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There was a young man from Trent
Who's cock was so long it bent
To save any trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
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Tru dat.
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 6:53 pmTru dat.
Applies to the Swiss I work with too - they struggle with our humour.
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