The Crazy Uber

[Yorick]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life ... e-33335257


10k a month. For essentially just driving round town in a fancy Toyota loaded up with PAWGs.

I earned that 25 years ago for running databases for 7 hours a day.

[MyLittleStudPony]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life ... e-33335257


10k a month. For essentially just driving round town in a fancy Toyota loaded up with PAWGs.

I earned that 25 years ago for running databases for 7 hours a day.

NDWiITery! How ghastly!

[Yorick]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life ... e-33335257


10k a month. For essentially just driving round town in a fancy Toyota loaded up with PAWGs.

I earned that 25 years ago for running databases for 7 hours a day.

NDWiITery! How ghastly!

?????

[MyLittleStudPony]

You piss in a lot of laybys. I've shat in a field twice.

[MyLittleStudPony]

I tell you what I found out having done this for a while, prompted by another thread. I always thought there was one The Priory, and it was probably in London and dead fancy. But they're everywhere and quite normal looking. With hundreds of staff.

I tell you what else is everywhere but you don't realise until you make the crazy uber; places that call themselves school. But they're not schools. They're retard beating establishments. And who beats the retards? Black people. And they're not happy about it. But they have to, and for the minimum wage. That's the advanced state capitalism we have created. I blame the toxic elderly.

[MyLittleStudPony]

Also since getting on a Whatsapp group with some other Uber drivers, I found out I was doing it all wrong.

They're mainly muslamics, a few white trash and one crazy Poland. Anyway, one of them took just over £3200 in a week recently. He's a bit of an expert at it though.

[Cousin Jack]

I blame the toxic elderly.

You. always do.

And it wasn't me guv.

[MyLittleStudPony]

I blame the toxic elderly.

You. always do.

And it wasn't me guv.

I'm just breaking their balls.

[Cousin Jack]

I blame the toxic elderly.

You. always do.

And it wasn't me guv.

I'm just breaking their balls.

Just mind mine.

[Docca]

When I retire I’d be quite keen to run an escort business. Not the type where you have integrity and a van and shuffle old folks to their gp appointments, but one where you have no integrity and a van and help old folk get shuffled in the back of it. DUO. GFE. Etc.

[Mr. Dazzle]

I'd have thought the other kind of Escort has higher margins?

[David]

I'd have thought the other kind of Escort has higher margins?

I have done that and it was not profitable or pleasant.

[Nordboy]

Also since getting on a Whatsapp group with some other Uber drivers, I found out I was doing it all wrong.

They're mainly muslamics, a few white trash and one crazy Poland. Anyway, one of them took just over £3200 in a week recently. He's a bit of an expert at it though.

How many hours do you have to work for that though? And that's going to be before tax I guess?

[Cousin Jack]

Also since getting on a Whatsapp group with some other Uber drivers, I found out I was doing it all wrong.

They're mainly muslamics, a few white trash and one crazy Poland. Anyway, one of them took just over £3200 in a week recently. He's a bit of an expert at it though.

How many hours do you have to work for that though? And that's going to be before tax I guess?

An Uber driver paying tax? On which planet?

[MyLittleStudPony]

Also since getting on a Whatsapp group with some other Uber drivers, I found out I was doing it all wrong.

They're mainly muslamics, a few white trash and one crazy Poland. Anyway, one of them took just over £3200 in a week recently. He's a bit of an expert at it though.

How many hours do you have to work for that though? And that's going to be before tax I guess?

A lot of hours. And yes, that's before tax. Otherwise it'd be over £200k a year, which seems a bit much for casual taxi driving work.