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HTF did I miss that one. 🤦
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Dodgy69 wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:23 pm HTF did I miss that one. 🤦
Sorry but you seem to have Alzheimer's.
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Cousin Jack wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:36 pm
Dodgy69 wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:23 pm HTF did I miss that one. 🤦
Sorry but you seem to have Alzheimer's.
Alzheimer's what?
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Dodgy69 wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:23 pm HTF did I miss that one. 🤦
Apparently your user name is very apt lol :lol:
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Why don't women over 75 have smear tests?





Have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie

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Late Easter jokes....


On the first day of Easter, Jesus ate an entire Cadbury's Heros easter egg
On the second day of Easter, Jesus ate an entire Cadbury's Flake easter egg
On the third day, heros again

( if you do't get it, say it out loud )

Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger like Easter so much ?

well he " hasta love easter baby "

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ohh and here's a Tim Vine level one that I wrote.

My friend Mandy is a nutritionalist.

I noticed my parents don't eat enough fruit, particularly citrus.

I've told them, "I'll have to get Amanda-in"
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:? :D


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What trainers do chickens wear?

Reebok-bok-bok
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Ejaculate.

What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is not on time.
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Conor Benn: “I'm devastated about losing this fight, I need to go to an empty room to gather my thoughts for a while.”
Thankfully Daniel Levy was able to give him the keys to the Spurs trophy room to help with his request…
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I've put all my old dogging gear up for sale on eBay. No bids yet but i've got 18 watchers...
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Taipan wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 1:32 pm I've put all my old dogging gear up for sale on eBay. No bids yet but i've got 18 watchers...
It's not like you to be funny. And this is no exception :(
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