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90% of bald men still own a comb, they just can't part with it...
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Probably more for ZRX61, but...
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Didnt know Spitting Images was back! :thumbup:



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:? :D

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I bought a cheap thesaurus the other day.

It was terrible. And terrible. And terrible too.
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The most important difference between humans and animals, is that animals don't pick the dumbest to lead the herd
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A man has been arrested after stabbing several people with knitting needles
Police say he was following some kind of pattern
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..... wrote: Thu Sep 25, 2025 5:17 pm A man has been arrested after stabbing several people with knitting needles
Police say he was following some kind of pattern
Stop. Stop that right now.
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..... wrote: Wed Sep 24, 2025 10:51 am The most important difference between humans and animals, is that animals don't pick the dumbest to lead the herd
OK you had to be there.
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JackyJoll wrote: Thu Sep 25, 2025 10:14 pm Image
And then you post that!

Irony must be a different flavour north of Carlisle!
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baffles me why people drag politics into everything here..
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weeksy wrote: Fri Sep 26, 2025 10:20 am baffles me why people drag politics into everything here..
Sometimes (often?) our politicians are jokes and this is the jokes thread. Could that be the reason?
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