You know you're getting old when...

[Trogladyte]

Not until April.

Stop thinking your old then and get yourself down the local nightlclub...stick the kids and mrs in a cupboard they will be fine

Didn't you see the survey that said that the maximum acceptable age for visiting a night club is 37.

I've visited more nightclubs since the age of 37 than I ever did before! But then I have never much minded being unacceptable.

[Trinity765]

You bend down to pick something up and think "What else can I do while I am down here?"

[JackyJoll]

All the cars made in the last twenty years look alike to you.

[v8-powered]

Just had a Teams mesaage from a young female member of my team, asking me why older male team members are discussing grades of pencil in the office today

[Silly Car]

Just had a Teams mesaage from a young female member of my team, asking me why older male team members are discussing grades of pencil in the office today

2B or not 2B?

[v8-powered]

Just had a Teams mesaage from a young female member of my team, asking me why older male team members are discussing grades of pencil in the office today

2B or not 2B?

They aren't that smart, engineers!

[KungFooBob]

Unless you're some kind of pencil artist, why wouldn't you just use an HB?

[v8-powered]

Unless you're some kind of pencil artist, why wouldn't you just use an HB?

Crayons are more their level!

[Ditchfinder]

[Count Steer]

Just had a Teams mesaage from a young female member of my team, asking me why older male team members are discussing grades of pencil in the office today

Present her with a couple of Tombow Mono100's* and a decent sharpener. Tell her 'when you've finished those, come back and we'll discuss the relative merits of manual vs mechanical pencils '

* the world's finest pencils for 'hi-precision drafting'. Fact.

[Skub]

All the cars made in the last twenty years look alike to you.

Because they are.

Oh,wait....

[v8-powered]

Just had a Teams mesaage from a young female member of my team, asking me why older male team members are discussing grades of pencil in the office today

Present her with a couple of Tombow Mono100's* and a decent sharpener. Tell her 'when you've finished those, come back and we'll discuss the relative merits of manual vs mechanical pencils '

* the world's finest pencils for 'hi-precision drafting'. Fact.

She's a mechanical design engineer but of the generation of CAD and FEA modelling, she'd be confused with a pencil and drawing.board!!

[ZRX61]

All the cars made in the last twenty years look alike to you.

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[JackyJoll]

Just had a Teams mesaage from a young female member of my team, asking me why older male team members are discussing grades of pencil in the office today

This is after they asked her if she likes them hard and black.

[JackyJoll]

All the cars made in the last twenty years look alike to you.

SUV1.jpg

Volks-what??

[KungFooBob]

My car doesn't look like any of those, for a start it's grey!

[ZRX61]

Present her with a couple of Tombow Mono100's* and a decent sharpener. Tell her 'when you've finished those, come back and we'll discuss the relative merits of manual vs mechanical pencils '

* the world's finest pencils for 'hi-precision drafting'. Fact.

I have some mechanicals that are silver, red & blue for fabrication layout on metal etc

[ZRX61]

My car doesn't look like any of those, for a start it's grey!

Wondering who thought it would be great for road safety to paint cars the same color as the roads..

[Druid]

My car doesn't look like any of those, for a start it's grey!

Mine looks like all of those, except it's grey

[Scotsrich]

It wasn’t till I got a grey car that I noticed how many grey cars are on the road.