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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Sep 16, 2025 8:31 pm £3200!!!!!

They're having a turkish!

I paid £600 for mine (tho it did have 36k on the clock) and that was £500 too much.
I'm loving all the buzzwords/phrases in the ad.

True classic?

Marsbar livery? I've never heard that said about any bike other than the Elsie.

Rare gem?

Collector's dream?

A standout piece of 80s superbike heritage?

A rare find?

I think the seller is an estate agent,he knows how to 'talk it up'.
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Ian wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2025 9:15 am Because some mug with more money than sense will want to re-live his youth, and sellers will make the most of the opportunity

God knows I have been that mug at times
I was almost that mug a few days ago when I came across this ad... If it had been a red and black one I might actually have been.
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Not the bay but wtf anyway.
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Skub wrote: Sat Nov 29, 2025 9:55 am Not the bay but wtf anyway.
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Reckon that's what happens when you've been wanting a Supermoto and you see a half-finished café racer project going cheap.
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Not WTF at all really. Mildly stupid customisation of a Sunbeam S8.

Sellers- hide the multimeter before you take the photo!

You might even consider moving the bike away from the dustbin.


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A shafty!!!! Always fancied one of those, though the final drives are fragile.
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Pulls like a train apparently


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Not a bike,but it is ebay.

One for the Kawasaki collector who has (almost) everything. :silent:
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Gregor wrote: Sun Dec 07, 2025 5:33 pm Pulls like a train apparently
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/317728240052

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Needs a chunkier swingarm.
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Popped up on my feckbook.

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derek badger wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 7:09 am Popped up on my feckbook.

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Did Desperate Dan sit on it?


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Taipin would be all over that if it had tassels.
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1981 Honda CX · Driven 1,234 kilometres £1100.
Beautiful project needs finishing real head turner ,a lot of the work already done pm me for details .
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"yamaha ybr 250 motorcycle not rd"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/127720699274

No shit!

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No worse that those stupid XSR900s painted like LCs
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Skub wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2025 11:14 am
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Sep 16, 2025 8:31 pm £3200!!!!!

They're having a turkish!

I paid £600 for mine (tho it did have 36k on the clock) and that was £500 too much.
I'm loving all the buzzwords/phrases in the ad.

True classic?

Marsbar livery? I've never heard that said about any bike other than the Elsie.

Rare gem?

Collector's dream?

A standout piece of 80s superbike heritage?

A rare find?

I think the seller is an estate agent,he knows how to 'talk it up'.

To be fair the GPZ600R was the bike that kicked off the 600cc arms race that resulted in some epic bikes, at one point everyone wanted 600's and before the Fireblade it was a good time to be around bikes.
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I'm sure someone loves it.

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1994 Suzuki custom
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Gsxr750L engine , one off cougar customs frame, zxr750 suspension wheels and brakes, ally yokes and bodywork.. was featured in BSH twice. 1 Year MOT
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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2026 7:56 pm I'm sure someone loves it.
It looks surprised in the middle picture.
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