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Why not just speak to him like an adult and tell him he's being antisocial and if reported could have the bike confiscated by police under S.59

Or are you worried that he won't be able to understand what the fuck you are on about if you speak anything like you type?
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The Martian wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 5:14 pm Why not just speak to him like an adult and tell him he's being antisocial and if reported could have the bike confiscated by police under S.59

Or are you worried that he won't be able to understand what the fuck you are on about if you speak anything like you type?
You might bother to find out why our contributor has typing problems at the moment - before you start with the chin music. :roll:
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Just kick the fucker off it.
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It depends on what you mean by antisocial.

If hes all road legal and riding around sensibly on a loud bike
cut him some slack as we have all done it.

If hes riding illegally or dangerously phone the police and tell them you think
theres a drug dealer riding around on an an illegal bike.
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Count Steer wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 6:52 pm
The Martian wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 5:14 pm Why not just speak to him like an adult and tell him he's being antisocial and if reported could have the bike confiscated by police under S.59

Or are you worried that he won't be able to understand what the fuck you are on about if you speak anything like you type?
You might bother to find out why our contributor has typing problems at the moment - before you start with the chin music. :roll:
You might consider / remember why I forget things before you make snarky replies.

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Count Steer wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 6:52 pm
The Martian wrote: Sat May 30, 2026 5:14 pm Why not just speak to him like an adult and tell him he's being antisocial and if reported could have the bike confiscated by police under S.59

Or are you worried that he won't be able to understand what the fuck you are on about if you speak anything like you type?
You might bother to find out why our contributor has typing problems at the moment - before you start with the chin music. :roll:
Or you might not, it's not compulsory to assume everyone that does something wrong has an 'excuse', some of us are just bellends :lol:
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I read the title thinking B... was going to shoot him with a rather big calibre unsilenced rifle... or a duck gun. That would actually be effective, if illegal. Personally, I'd just have a word with them. We have several loud bikes around here, my Triumph is not exactly quiet, but it is no offensively loud, says me the deaf vicar.
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Or are you worried that he won't be able to understand what the fuck you are on about if you speak anything like you type?
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..... wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2026 3:37 pm
The Martian wrote: Or are you worried that he won't be able to understand what the fuck you are on about if you speak anything like you type?
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Tried to explain / apologise above, forgot you had that :martian:
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