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Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 1:19 pm
by v8-powered
gremlin wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:51 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:49 pm
My new kitchen is taupe.
Just added £20k to your property. You're welcome.
Funnily enough our new kitchen is Taupe (Not beige!)
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:02 pm
by Yorick
Self important knobheads. Took some pals on a 4WD tour a couple of days ago and they were filming a pop video at one of my favourite spots.
Straight away some nobber comes over and tells us we can't take pics of the girl.
I told him to fuck off and we all took loads just to piss him off. Then took a pic of the crew which sent him ballistic. Twat.

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Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:07 pm
by gremlin
Meeeja, innit?
They do such important work that us little people can barely comprehend it.
Truly world changing.
Edit. And I'd have been tempted to get my Speedos on and hang around in the background, just to piss 'em off.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:14 pm
by Yorick
gremlin wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:07 pm
Meeeja, innit?
They do such important work that us little people can barely comprehend it.
Truly world changing.
Edit. And I'd have been tempted to get my Speedos on and hang around in the background, just to piss 'em off.
She was nothing special but the hair stylist was going mental coz the wind was howling

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Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:36 pm
by Sadlonelygit
Little screws that SMEV use to hold the caps on their camping stoves, T10 torx as well, bloomin tiny........and very rusty!
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:21 am
by gremlin
Any time the word 'Fayre' is used to denote a trade event, usually with the word 'Wedding' or 'Bride's' before it.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:22 am
by Rockburner
Sadlonelygit wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:36 pm
Little screws that SMEV use to hold the caps on their camping stoves, T10 torx as well, bloomin tiny........and very rusty!
Dental picks are your friend
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:29 am
by Sadlonelygit
Rockburner wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:22 am
Sadlonelygit wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:36 pm
Little screws that SMEV use to hold the caps on their camping stoves, T10 torx as well, bloomin tiny........and very rusty!
Dental picks are your friend
2mm threads that have been in there 20 years, you know what's going to (has) happen
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:56 am
by Rockburner
Sadlonelygit wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:29 am
Rockburner wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:22 am
Sadlonelygit wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:36 pm
Little screws that SMEV use to hold the caps on their camping stoves, T10 torx as well, bloomin tiny........and very rusty!
Dental picks are your friend
2mm threads that have been in there 20 years, you know what's going to (has) happen
Built-in obsolescence?
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:36 pm
by gremlin
When you have to change your long-anticipated plans to take friends out for an anniversary lunch are kippered by engineering works stopping us getting the train from Orpington to Tunbridge Wells.
We cancel restaurants, finds an alternative up town and then look to see that the engineering works continue halfway to bloody London.
Piss poor planning on my part.....
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:46 pm
by Mussels
gremlin wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:36 pm
When you have to change your long-anticipated plans to take friends out for an anniversary lunch are kippered by engineering works stopping us getting the train from Orpington to Tunbridge Wells.
We cancel restaurants, finds an alternative up town and then look to see that the engineering works continue halfway to bloody London.
Piss poor planning on my part.....
You could use the replacement bus service and go on a magical mystery tour, just don't pay for any bookings in advance.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 5:03 pm
by Rockburner
Mussels wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:46 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:36 pm
When you have to change your long-anticipated plans to take friends out for an anniversary lunch are kippered by engineering works stopping us getting the train from Orpington to Tunbridge Wells.
We cancel restaurants, finds an alternative up town and then look to see that the engineering works continue halfway to bloody London.
Piss poor planning on my part.....
You could use the replacement bus service and go on a magical mystery tour, just don't pay for any bookings in advance.
Take snacks.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:06 pm
by Sadlonelygit
Managed to remove one of the screws intact from the moho cooker, got the verniers out to measure it properly, 32mm x 2.............
No matter how hard I squinted, couldn't see the decimal without stronger glasses. Or should I buy a digital set?
Old age, the gift that keeps on giving!
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:25 am
by Count Steer
On the one hand it's nice to get an ETA for a delivery but surely they can be a little more precise than 'between 7am and 12 noon'.
(The only thing that's ever turned up at 7am was a skip. I imagine the slug-a-bed neighbours were delighted

).
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:35 am
by gremlin
When you watch a Youtube vid on a particular trade job and think to yourself, 'Looks easy enough...'

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:00 pm
by gremlin
I want some new earbuds as my old Cambridge Audio ones are great for sitting still and listening to music, but anything more than a gentle jog and they come out of my ears. Just spoke to one of the sales guys at Richer Sounds to ask what they have and mentioned my concern about replacements being a good fit.
'You can't try them on, for hygiene reasons' he says.
'Surely you have a stock of single-use silicon tips provided to allow a test fit?'
'Nope'
'If I buy some and they prove unsuitable, can I return them?'
'No, as they're not technically faulty'
Hmmmmm.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:07 pm
by Cousin Jack
gremlin wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:35 am
When you watch a Youtube vid on a particular trade job and think to yourself, 'Looks easy enough...'
Even the most complex and difficult tasks look easy when a professional does it.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:26 pm
by Saga Lout
gremlin wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:00 pm
I want some new earbuds as my old Cambridge Audio ones are great for sitting still and listening to music, but anything more than a gentle jog and they come out of my ears. Just spoke to one of the sales guys at Richer Sounds to ask what they have and mentioned my concern about replacements being a good fit.
'You can't try them on, for hygiene reasons' he says.
'Surely you have a stock of single-use silicon tips provided to allow a test fit?'
'Nope'
'If I buy some and they prove unsuitable, can I return them?'
'No, as they're not technically faulty'
Hmmmmm.
Gaffer tape. That would work.

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:33 pm
by gremlin
Saga Lout wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:26 pm
Gaffer tape. That would work.
70's style sweat band around the head.
With tight, noncy PE teacher tracksuit, naturally
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:23 pm
by Count Steer
gremlin wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:35 am
When you watch a Youtube vid on a particular trade job and think to yourself, 'Looks easy enough...'
Going through that loop at the moment. How difficult can it be to put up 2 × 5m lengths of guttering + downpipes into 2 water butts?
Piece of cake according to Youtube.
I haven't got round to climbing the ladder with a 4m length of guttering yet. Funnily enough the chap on t'Tube's job meant he could stand on terra firma...and his downpipe didn't go round a corner etc etc.