"Tart's handbag" was the phase that immediately sprang to my mind, I appreciate some of the engineering and cleanliness of certain aspects, but bottom line is I'd be embarrassed to be seen on any of them, although that pretty much goes for any bike that has those ridiculous 1950s car tyres.
Tamarit have their workshop just down the road to me, and there are very happy to show anyone who knocks at their door around.
Most things are manufactured in house from full frames, to tanks, to seats to lighting. Most of their bikes don't appeal to me, but I do appreciate the standard of their work they put in.