New build houses, yeah or nah?

[Yorick]

Balmoral Drive must have given delusions of grandure

[Taipan]

That's what I imagine Taipans house is like.

Couldn't be less like it. My wife hates stuff like that. Stupid signs, less so...

[weeksy]

That's what I imagine Taipans house is like.

Couldn't be less like it. My wife hates stuff like that. Stupid signs, less so...

Signs ?

[Slenver]

I've found you a house!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... TzWZqKmRMg

Bet they have a loyalty card with Dunelm.

[Slenver]

I bought a new build back in the early 80s. Came home pissed up and took the first right off teh main road instead of the second right and spent ages trying to get into the wrong house!

I did that once, albeit staying at a mate's parent's house after a very drunken NYE.

Funny now, but the arrest for drunk & disorderly and attempted burglary less so at the time.

[Taipan]

That's what I imagine Taipans house is like.

Couldn't be less like it. My wife hates stuff like that. Stupid signs, less so...

Signs ?

Yes, with funny sayings on, and i cant think of one of them despite having a few around the place!

Oh and sparkly little led lights. Its like Xmas all year round as Mrs T does love a twinkly light!

[weeksy]

Couldn't be less like it. My wife hates stuff like that. Stupid signs, less so...

Signs ?

Yes, with funny sayings on, and i cant think of one of them despite having a few around the place!

Ah right, we've not been down that road... One well, 2 things i have noticed on the search for houses

1. Fucking big clocks.... every house has a massive clock thing on the wall.
2. Highland cow things... loads of pics of the big hairy horn cow things...

Why... i mean do that many people have a massive close attachment to cows !!!!

[Taipan]

I bought a new build back in the early 80s. Came home pissed up and took the first right off teh main road instead of the second right and spent ages trying to get into the wrong house!

I did that once, albeit staying at a mate's parent's house after a very drunken NYE.

Funny now, but the arrest for drunk & disorderly and attempted burglary less so at the time.

I was lucky as it could have easily have got nasty, me getting clumped or Plod called I suppose. Bloke thought it was hilarious. I went back the next day to apologise in case I scared his wife etc but again he was fine about it, saying he could easily do the same thing as the houses do all look alike...

[Slenver]

I bought a new build back in the early 80s. Came home pissed up and took the first right off teh main road instead of the second right and spent ages trying to get into the wrong house!

I did that once, albeit staying at a mate's parent's house after a very drunken NYE.

Funny now, but the arrest for drunk & disorderly and attempted burglary less so at the time.

I was lucky as it could have easily have got nasty, me getting clumped or Plod called I suppose. Bloke thought it was hilarious. I went back the next day to apologise in case I scared his wife etc but again he was fine about it, saying he could easily do the same thing as the houses do all look alike...

Mine was a terrified old lady, followed by me face down on the bonnet of a police car with my arms behind my back, like off of the 70s.

[MrLongbeard]

2. Highland cow things... loads of pics of the big hairy horn cow things...

Think yourself lucky, my other half wants us to find a gaff big enough to have a couple of Belted Galloways roaming around :fml: I'd settle for a couple of pictures any day

[Count Steer]

2. Highland cow things... loads of pics of the big hairy horn cow things...

Think yourself lucky, my other half wants us to find a gaff big enough to have a couple of Belted Galloways roaming around :fml: I'd settle for a couple of pictures any day

Be a big place if she wants them indoors.

OTOH it could be a small house with land and Belted Galloways or a couple of cute small ones...

[weeksy]

Well we’ve put an offer in on a house

More to follow I hope.

What a place. As soon as the wife walked in the kitchen it was all over

[Taff]

[Taipan]

Nice one! Any viewings on yours yet?

[weeksy]

Nice one! Any viewings on yours yet?

It’s still not showing on rightmove but bloody should be soon lol

I need to shout at the Agent again I think

[Horse]

Nice one! Any viewings on yours yet?

It’s still not showing on rightmove but bloody should be soon lol

I need to shout at the Agent again I think

Have you placed a RTTL neck buff in sight for the photos?

[Wossname]

2. Highland cow things... loads of pics of the big hairy horn cow things...

Think yourself lucky, my other half wants us to find a gaff big enough to have a couple of Belted Galloways roaming around :fml: I'd settle for a couple of pictures any day

Be a big place if she wants them indoors.

OTOH it could be a small house with land and Belted Galloways or a couple of cute small ones...

British White - an endangered breed… Nearly as “kicky” as a Belted Galloway…

[ZRX61]

Yes, with funny sayings on, and i cant think of one of them despite having a few around the place!

I've been told (more than once) that I can't buy the large wooden letters at HobbyLobby and put "LEAVE" above the front door...

[ZRX61]

2. Highland cow things... loads of pics of the big hairy horn cow things...

Why... i mean do that many people have a massive close attachment to cows !!!!

Over here it's goddamn chickens...

[Count Steer]

Yes, with funny sayings on, and i cant think of one of them despite having a few around the place!

I've been told (more than once) that I can't buy the large wooden letters at HobbyLobby and put "LEAVE" above the front door...

I knew someone with a front door mat that said 'Not You Again!' Maybe they make one that says 'Clear Off!'